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diary of a comedy sheep farm
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<blockquote data-quote="spin cycle" data-source="post: 5998312" data-attributes="member: 12281"><p>lie in attempt 2.....FAIL<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />......mrs spin's mobile goes off....thinking it an emergency i rush to answer only to find it's a weekly reminder to pack 'cinders' swimming kit<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />.....still... no emergency<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />...i return upstairs with cups tea/ coffee....mrs spin gets a cup of tea in bed everyday...it's in the contract<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />....getting dressed i notice a dead mouse at the end of the bed...not caught me today yer b'strd cats <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>up to the farm</p><p></p><p>out of feed (come today)....none of the sheep seem to mind but i've a couple of hay to put round plus i want to move some to create a bigger mothering up area....the forklift complains so it needs the booster...i know how it feels..perhaps after it starts i'll put the electrodes on my nipples and see if a few hundred volts gets me started<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> (don't try this at home children)</p><p>....first bale is to the ewe lambs but getting to them involves opening the gate to the field where the older ewes+lambs are....now this wouldn't normally be a problem but they have a new 'leader'....remember 'percy' from yesterday<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />.....as soon as the gate opens he leads the first wave of escapees...i'm not going to bother TBH...until they head into my tenants front garden<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />....'DON'T EAT THAT SHRUB...it could be poisonous' as i head after them....they rally as i get behind them....now break right and there's a good chance they'll go back into the field...they go left<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />...i carry on and deposit the bale but looking over my shoulder as i back out i see the second 'wave' escaping<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />....do yo know what? i don't care and i retreat to the berlingo (executive boardroom) for a ciggie.....the 'help' rounds them up quite easily with some pulp and they return smuggly to the field reflecting on a job weldone<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p></p><p>next step is taking mum to the oap centre...bless her she hates it as they're all doollaly<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /></p><p></p><p>get back to the farm...move some ewes+lambs round then back to pick up mum...the cd/radio has got over it's latest coffee 'slick' and my rave cd kicks in 'you are my warriooor' she sings...'i don't think so love if it was 'old fat bloke' i might be able to help<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />....she tries again 'you are my warriooor'....my mind wanders...i see the singer....tall, lithe,tanned, her brunnete hair, decorated with ribbons, cascading down to her shoulders, dancing bare foot ,a rainbow braided string around her ankle,in a freshly cleared hay field as the summer sun rises.....blue lycra cycling shorts and a yellow/orange/red fused crop top complete the ensemble.....i arrive at the 'centre' and the illusion implodes as a 'gladys emmanuel' type emerges<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />....thats not the worst though...i mean....WHAT WAS SHE THINKING...blue shorts and a sunburst top<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />....on reflection i think i've spent to much time in a female dominated household <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" /> </p><p></p><p>back at the farm the feed arrives and lunch<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>2pm....time to get the fert spreader out but there's an ice cream van in the way...what else<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />...i mean surely everyone has an ice cream van in their grainstore<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />.....batt charger on...i tidy up feed area then put newly arrived feed away....van starts..i retrieve spreader..two bags C.A.N...beet drill...put van away with space so can get to the sprayer later<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite24" alt="(y)" title="Thumbs Up (y)" loading="lazy" data-shortname="(y)" /></p><p></p><p>fed round...enough adventures for today<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="spin cycle, post: 5998312, member: 12281"] lie in attempt 2.....FAIL:banghead:......mrs spin's mobile goes off....thinking it an emergency i rush to answer only to find it's a weekly reminder to pack 'cinders' swimming kit:rolleyes:.....still... no emergency:)...i return upstairs with cups tea/ coffee....mrs spin gets a cup of tea in bed everyday...it's in the contract:)....getting dressed i notice a dead mouse at the end of the bed...not caught me today yer b'strd cats :D:D up to the farm out of feed (come today)....none of the sheep seem to mind but i've a couple of hay to put round plus i want to move some to create a bigger mothering up area....the forklift complains so it needs the booster...i know how it feels..perhaps after it starts i'll put the electrodes on my nipples and see if a few hundred volts gets me started:rolleyes: (don't try this at home children) ....first bale is to the ewe lambs but getting to them involves opening the gate to the field where the older ewes+lambs are....now this wouldn't normally be a problem but they have a new 'leader'....remember 'percy' from yesterday:banghead:.....as soon as the gate opens he leads the first wave of escapees...i'm not going to bother TBH...until they head into my tenants front garden:banghead:....'DON'T EAT THAT SHRUB...it could be poisonous' as i head after them....they rally as i get behind them....now break right and there's a good chance they'll go back into the field...they go left:banghead:...i carry on and deposit the bale but looking over my shoulder as i back out i see the second 'wave' escaping:rolleyes:....do yo know what? i don't care and i retreat to the berlingo (executive boardroom) for a ciggie.....the 'help' rounds them up quite easily with some pulp and they return smuggly to the field reflecting on a job weldone:rolleyes: next step is taking mum to the oap centre...bless her she hates it as they're all doollaly:( get back to the farm...move some ewes+lambs round then back to pick up mum...the cd/radio has got over it's latest coffee 'slick' and my rave cd kicks in 'you are my warriooor' she sings...'i don't think so love if it was 'old fat bloke' i might be able to help:rolleyes:....she tries again 'you are my warriooor'....my mind wanders...i see the singer....tall, lithe,tanned, her brunnete hair, decorated with ribbons, cascading down to her shoulders, dancing bare foot ,a rainbow braided string around her ankle,in a freshly cleared hay field as the summer sun rises.....blue lycra cycling shorts and a yellow/orange/red fused crop top complete the ensemble.....i arrive at the 'centre' and the illusion implodes as a 'gladys emmanuel' type emerges:eek:....thats not the worst though...i mean....WHAT WAS SHE THINKING...blue shorts and a sunburst top:eek:....on reflection i think i've spent to much time in a female dominated household :banghead::banghead: back at the farm the feed arrives and lunch:) 2pm....time to get the fert spreader out but there's an ice cream van in the way...what else:rolleyes:...i mean surely everyone has an ice cream van in their grainstore:banghead:.....batt charger on...i tidy up feed area then put newly arrived feed away....van starts..i retrieve spreader..two bags C.A.N...beet drill...put van away with space so can get to the sprayer later(y) fed round...enough adventures for today:) [/QUOTE]
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