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diary of a comedy sheep farm
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<blockquote data-quote="spin cycle" data-source="post: 6005298" data-attributes="member: 12281"><p>now we all have our 'achilles heel'....mine is my neck<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" />....stress,tiredness,illness the left side of my neck swells and a tension headache ensues<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" />....i had a corker yesterday.....overnight it's subsided but i felt like a zombie this morning<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" />....no 'help' so mum and i do the 'rounds' and i consider what to next<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />....just then 'boy' arrives....he's had a flat tyre...having changed the wheel..' i just need a hammer so i can get the wheel nuts tight'...<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />....i check the wheel nuts...assure him no hammer is needed<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> and my mind is made up....a trip to fakenham...take in tyre...collect CS oil cap and replenish mum's basic groceries from lidl<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />....the tyre is knackered even i can see that so a replacement is agreed on....Doe's next for oil cap....then drive past Johnson Bros back yard (i call it 'the yard of many bargains'<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" />) to lidl..</p><p></p><p>....get into lidl and eff me<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />....i thought i was a zombie<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />....look at em<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />...i swear they're uttering 'brains,brains' under their breath<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />......push on james<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />....now i'm a bit of a hobbit when it comes to breakfasts and as i've but had a single bowl of porridge i reckon i'm due a treat for the way home...an apple turnover is selected<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite24" alt="(y)" title="Thumbs Up (y)" loading="lazy" data-shortname="(y)" />.....now i know my way round lidl....so i'm quite quick but it does annoy me how all the soft stuff is first then the tins ect last<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />.....anyhoo i'm just about done when a gaggle of zombies approach<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />...sh!t i'm near the faggots<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />....where's the garlic<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />....no thats wrong<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite44" alt=":banghead:" title="Bang Head :banghead:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":banghead:" />....fortunately ,out of the corner of my eye i see some bottles of still water labelled 'cathedral spring' ...HOLY WATER'....i grab some...they approach ...i wave a bottle at them...i get a funny look and they make an effort to avoid me...it worked<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite24" alt="(y)" title="Thumbs Up (y)" loading="lazy" data-shortname="(y)" />....blast i'm hungry i don't think that apple turnover is going to cut it....i double back and grab and iced bun...check out...van</p><p></p><p>reflecting on my safety i eat the bun and drink some 'holy water'...switch radio for time...blimey its 10 to 1'...i'd better not eat the turnover as i'll spoil my lunch....off i go when just on the bypass the radio news finishes and it's only 12 noon...bloomin muppet forgot he hasn't changed the time<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />....i reach for the turnover<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>back home...unload ...few odd jobs...early lunch except i'm not to hungry<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />....then take 'boy' back to UEA...cos he and others are off to a 21st in worcester sat....i suggest one of them body swap machines like you get in the movies....i get to go to the party in his body...he stays home with the sheep in his<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite24" alt="(y)" title="Thumbs Up (y)" loading="lazy" data-shortname="(y)" />......i can't really write his reply<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite27" alt=":whistle:" title="Whistling :whistle:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":whistle:" /></p><p></p><p>back home check...all seems quiet...hmmm<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" /></p><p></p><p>you know when you can't get your head straight...not knowing which job to do next<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scratchhead.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":scratchhead:" title="Scratchead :scratchhead:" data-shortname=":scratchhead:" />...thats me just now<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />....hope i've got my mojo back tommoz<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="spin cycle, post: 6005298, member: 12281"] now we all have our 'achilles heel'....mine is my neck:(....stress,tiredness,illness the left side of my neck swells and a tension headache ensues:(....i had a corker yesterday.....overnight it's subsided but i felt like a zombie this morning:(....no 'help' so mum and i do the 'rounds' and i consider what to next:scratchhead:....just then 'boy' arrives....he's had a flat tyre...having changed the wheel..' i just need a hammer so i can get the wheel nuts tight'...:eek::eek::banghead:....i check the wheel nuts...assure him no hammer is needed:rolleyes: and my mind is made up....a trip to fakenham...take in tyre...collect CS oil cap and replenish mum's basic groceries from lidl:)....the tyre is knackered even i can see that so a replacement is agreed on....Doe's next for oil cap....then drive past Johnson Bros back yard (i call it 'the yard of many bargains':D:D) to lidl.. ....get into lidl and eff me:eek:....i thought i was a zombie:eek:....look at em:eek:...i swear they're uttering 'brains,brains' under their breath:eek:......push on james:)....now i'm a bit of a hobbit when it comes to breakfasts and as i've but had a single bowl of porridge i reckon i'm due a treat for the way home...an apple turnover is selected(y).....now i know my way round lidl....so i'm quite quick but it does annoy me how all the soft stuff is first then the tins ect last:banghead:.....anyhoo i'm just about done when a gaggle of zombies approach:eek:...sh!t i'm near the faggots:eek:....where's the garlic:scratchhead:....no thats wrong:banghead:....fortunately ,out of the corner of my eye i see some bottles of still water labelled 'cathedral spring' ...HOLY WATER'....i grab some...they approach ...i wave a bottle at them...i get a funny look and they make an effort to avoid me...it worked(y)....blast i'm hungry i don't think that apple turnover is going to cut it....i double back and grab and iced bun...check out...van reflecting on my safety i eat the bun and drink some 'holy water'...switch radio for time...blimey its 10 to 1'...i'd better not eat the turnover as i'll spoil my lunch....off i go when just on the bypass the radio news finishes and it's only 12 noon...bloomin muppet forgot he hasn't changed the time:rolleyes:....i reach for the turnover:D:D back home...unload ...few odd jobs...early lunch except i'm not to hungry:scratchhead:....then take 'boy' back to UEA...cos he and others are off to a 21st in worcester sat....i suggest one of them body swap machines like you get in the movies....i get to go to the party in his body...he stays home with the sheep in his(y)......i can't really write his reply:whistle: back home check...all seems quiet...hmmm:scratchhead: you know when you can't get your head straight...not knowing which job to do next:scratchhead:...thats me just now:rolleyes:....hope i've got my mojo back tommoz:rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
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