Egg Record

[sawdust]

I went to a local burger van and asked for The Breakfast in a Bun, the lass said 'do you want your egg yolks bursting'. 'Yep' I replied. 'Thought so' she said 'you don't look like you could be trusted with a runny yolk'. My wife nearly dropped her cup of tea and asked how the lass knew me so well?
It's right enough tho' I can get egg yolk down my front with a knife and fork let alone a filled roll.

Ahh the old "boobytrap butty" has caught out many a man...

 

[Mickeymatbro]

I bought a doz large eggs from the chicken farm next to @Mickeymatbro a few years ago when passing there on silage and 6 double yolkersand they were big eggs too

Yes I had a box of double Yolkers not long ago from there , box isn't closed properly there massive, it's when his new chickens start laying, apparently they have double yolkers starting off

 

[wdah/him]

some have double yolkers, the incidents is low enough but depends on the bird and mostly likely less than 28 weeks of age and over 68 grams.

normally found in the BIG EGG boxes from cage and barn birds rarely from a free range from what I see. might be one or two if really really lucky in 12 in free range but if a barn or cage house is just in it can happen that a full pack of big eggs is doubles as the rest of the eggs are small or medium.

 

[roscoe erf]

eggtraordinary

 

[spanners and hammers]

Ahh the old "boobytrap butty" has caught out many a man...

better egg on your shirt than egg on yer face !

 

[glasshouse]

I went to a local burger van and asked for The Breakfast in a Bun, the lass said 'do you want your egg yolks bursting'. 'Yep' I replied. 'Thought so' she said 'you don't look like you could be trusted with a runny yolk'. My wife nearly dropped her cup of tea and asked how the lass knew me so well?
It's right enough tho' I can get egg yolk down my front with a knife and fork let alone a filled roll.

 

[glasshouse]

I know some farmers whose hens only lay double yolk eggs!

 

[Av Gorritt]

It's not just egg yolk with me. Brown sauce on a bacon roll always seems to find it's way onto whatever I am wearing. Mrs Beowulf has stopped buying me white shirts because of it.

Tomato sauce with pasta dishes is the same, the kids joke that I should have to eat my pasta with a bib and a plastic spoon.

Flaky custard slices are exactly like that . No matter what you do , or how hard you try , the custard will ALWAYS win , oozing out , either down your shirt or on your trousers , or worse , irretrievably on the floor .

 

[unlacedgecko]

I'd end up with a ruined shirt, messy hands and one eye glued shut with yolk if I tried to eat those in a butty!

Yum.

That’s why they’re called “egg banjos”.

 

[glasshouse]

Strawberry tarts are impossible to eat without wearing it

 

[Longlowdog]

It's not 'irretrievably on the floor' if it's clean-ish. God above kissed it before the devil below licked it as my granny used to say.

 

[essexpete]

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