Will the El Niño bring very, very, very wet, or very, very, very cold, do we think?
There's been a great deal happening chez moo in since winter 2015-16, and I really cannot remember what the weather was like back then!
It will certainly bring very very very very something... hopefully warm this time.
How does it effect the UK weather?
Would it be too much to hope for a very, very, very extended autumn?
Until May should do it.
Steady replenishment of groundwater with enough warmth to keep from having to tap into winter fodder ...
We're lucky in Norfolk as the water table is still normal despite the summer drought. Unfortunately farmers can't get at most of it unless they pay a fortune for it and eat into their profit margins.
I've heard how expensive water extraction fees are. There's no license needed to have a borehole in this area, because there's always water under the ground - but my spring has gone dry for the first time in my lifetime. We've checked for any rerouting and found none, so it's in need of a top-up from somewhere.
A cold December coming caused by El Niño could be ameliorated by the warmth stored in the ground from the heatwave, couldn't it?
Just grab the newspaper headlines from the Daily Express.
They always get it right.
From ‘Britain set for the big freeze as temperatures set to plummet to below zero!’ To ‘Scorching heatwave set to roast the UK in temperatures not seen since 2012!’ and ‘Britain braced for worst ever storms to hit our shores since our records began in 2009!’ The Express is always cautious about predicting the weather.
As does the Daily Wail lead with hysterical warnings about house prices, so the Sexpress habitually predicts that our shores are about to be utterly overwhelmed by yet another meteorological Armageddon.
Meanwhile most of the other tabloids are, quite rightly, more concerned with who has lost the most weight whilst snorting cocaine before bonking someone else’s partner in the cloakroom of some celebrated nightclub.
As for the coming winter, just keep an eye on the headlines in the Daily Express and with a fistful of salt, maybe prepare for the opposite.
A good Tory paper now in the hands of the Mirror Group. Enjoy it while you can before Corbyn and Momentum begin to dominate the Express headlines and when it does we will all be in for rough weather... and it won't be coming from the sky.
Our only safe media haven these days is the Beano.
Are you sure though?
It's 'stonishing just how much the spin docs can manipulate
In other news, I'm bracing for the fine details of El Govo's cunning plan [gibber emoji]
'Britain set for barbecue ice age!'Just grab the newspaper headlines from the Daily Express.
They always get it right.
From ‘Britain set for the big freeze as temperatures set to plummet to below zero!’ To ‘Scorching heatwave set to roast the UK in temperatures not seen since 2012!’ and ‘Britain braced for worst ever storms to hit our shores since our records began in 2009!’ The Express is always cautious about predicting the weather.
As does the Daily Wail lead with hysterical warnings about house prices, so the Sexpress habitually predicts that our shores are about to be utterly overwhelmed by yet another meteorological Armageddon.
Meanwhile most of the other tabloids are, quite rightly, more concerned with who has lost the most weight whilst snorting cocaine before bonking someone else’s partner in the cloakroom of some celebrated nightclub.
As for the coming winter, just keep an eye on the headlines in the Daily Express and with a fistful of salt, maybe prepare for the opposite.