Ex Farmer Wants a husband.....

Discussion in 'Wanted' started by welshblondie, Aug 11, 2017 at 6:20 AM.

  1. Willie adie

    Willie adie Member

    Location:
    Aberdeenshire
    I could try out some of my best chat up lines on you..
    See if theyre still effective
     
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  2. AftonShepherd

    AftonShepherd Member

    I do like the wine list
     
  3. welshblondie

    welshblondie Member

    Oh lord!
     
  4. Willie adie

    Willie adie Member

    Location:
    Aberdeenshire
    Oh lord. No its just me

    Easy mistake to make though
     
  5. welshblondie

    welshblondie Member

    :LOL:
     
  6. Willie adie

    Willie adie Member

    Location:
    Aberdeenshire
    Thats not one of my lines. By the way
     
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  7. Treemover

    Treemover Member

    Location:
    Offaly
    Can you calve a cow?
     
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  8. welshblondie

    welshblondie Member

    Oh yes x
     
  9. Treemover

    Treemover Member

    Location:
    Offaly
    Grab your coat then!

    I must break the bad news to my wife (she can't pull a calf).
     
  10. davieh3350

    davieh3350 Member

    Location:
    Pitlochry
    Not got any good single friends?
     
  11. welshblondie

    welshblondie Member

    Haha ....oh yes....I've got skills! The bigger the breed the better ! Expert in Charolais
     
  12. Treemover

    Treemover Member

    Location:
    Offaly
    Rather than waste time, I'm going to list things; and we both know your a master at all!

    Fencing
    Dehorning
    Feeding
    Bedding
    Welding
    Fixing pipes and drinkers
    Fixing doors and gates
    Fixing essential machinery
    Topping
    Carting grass
    Milking (were dairy not suckler)
    I could go on!
     
  13. welshblondie

    welshblondie Member

    Fencing, dehorning, bedding, that's it!
     
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  14. welshblondie

    welshblondie Member

    Can learn the rest though? Right?
     
  15. Treemover

    Treemover Member

    Location:
    Offaly
  16. welshblondie

    welshblondie Member

     
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  17. Wooly

    Wooly Member

    Location:
    Romney Marsh
    I bet she would learn if she knew there was competition !! ;):D
     
  18. Treemover

    Treemover Member

    Location:
    Offaly
    Looks, skills, sense of humour; and a Welsh accent; DEFINITELY!
    You got me at pulling a calf
     
  19. welshblondie

    welshblondie Member

    :p
     
  20. Treemover

    Treemover Member

    Location:
    Offaly
    No, she'd just castrate me.
     

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