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Discussion in 'Wanted' started by welshblondie, Aug 11, 2017 at 6:20 AM.
I could try out some of my best chat up lines on you..
See if theyre still effective
I do like the wine list
Oh lord. No its just me
Easy mistake to make though
Thats not one of my lines. By the way
Can you calve a cow?
Oh yes x
Grab your coat then!
I must break the bad news to my wife (she can't pull a calf).
Not got any good single friends?
Haha ....oh yes....I've got skills! The bigger the breed the better ! Expert in Charolais
Rather than waste time, I'm going to list things; and we both know your a master at all!
Fixing pipes and drinkers
Fixing doors and gates
Fixing essential machinery
Milking (were dairy not suckler)
I could go on!
Fencing, dehorning, bedding, that's it!
Can learn the rest though? Right?
I bet she would learn if she knew there was competition !!
Looks, skills, sense of humour; and a Welsh accent; DEFINITELY!
You got me at pulling a calf
No, she'd just castrate me.