Ex Military will eliminate your pests

[Guardsman1IG]

Good Day All,
I am an ex British soldier and war veteran wanting to take my shooting skills into pest control, my service is totally free of charge with zero hidden costs. I am very professional in all I set out to achieve and would treat your property with the up most respect; I am a marksman and gold medal winner of the Rhino Trophy (shooting competition). I would love to help out with any rat or pest problems you may have with the use of my .22 PCP air rifle, please contact me if you require my assistants 07944663960, Bradley

 

[lazy farmer]

Where are you ?

 

[Guardsman1IG]

Where are you ?

Hello,
Thank you for you prompt reply, I am based in Knowsley Merseyside.

Thanks
Bradley.

 

[Beef farmer]

I got so many rabbits on the platform got, its like keeping 20 extra jerseys

 

[Guardsman1IG]

That's not a problem, just point me in the right direction and I will make room for your extra Jerseys

 

[Beef farmer]

Fair treck for a night on the rabbits

 

[Guardsman1IG]

Sure is, I think we can leave your rabbits to someone a bit more local

 

[Extreme Optimist]

Will this service is include human pests too????

 

[Guardsman1IG]

Will this service is include human pests too????

 

[betweenthelines]

Rambo v Bunnies LOL


Not needed here. I started a rumour that all the vermin on my place are anti Islam. The Taliban will soon deal with them.

 

[betweenthelines]

What's the OP going to do? Send up a drove and bomb the sheep by mistake?

I'd sooner ask Wallace and Gromit to deal with the bunnies.

 

[spin cycle]

Will this service is include human pests too????

thread title scared the bejesus outta me

 

[Guardsman1IG]

We are very professional gents and respectful, thank you for your comments.