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The scheme to rewild Britain is wildly off the mark
Chris Elliott offers his thoughts on the rewild scheme, which will see £800 million go to landowners to plant trees and restore wetlands.

I am not part of the elms claimants as I am in Scotland and we are watching what's happening down there from here and seeing where the Scottish government is heading with there ag plans and it's not good for the British public at large.Yawn. Another smart arse slagging off ELMS without actually saying what it should look like instead. He should sign up on here.
All sorts of ridiculous Shyte seems to be popular and promoted “in the name of the environment “ e.g re wilding.The only other option is to reduce the world population but I am sure I read somewhere mass murder is illegal....
they tried with covid but pharma saw an opportunity and is making the most of it.The only other option is to reduce the world population but I am sure I read somewhere mass murder is illegal....
Well if they want to know where to start the cull I have a pre prepared list but knowing the twits in charge of the country they will start with farmers and be left with eco warriors to mess up the countryside.All sorts of ridiculous Shyte seems to be popular and promoted “in the name of the environment “ e.g re wilding.
I see no reason why those who embrace and promote such things would be against a bit of a cull “in the name of the environment “![]()
Aye , they fek just about everything else up, no reason to believe this would be any differentWell if they want to know where to start the cull I have a pre prepared list but knowing the twits in charge of the country they will start with farmers and be left with eco warriors to mess up the countryside.
Might be a yawn to us on here that have heard and know the arguments against current Defra policy time and again but the more journalists and media articles questioning it the better.
You want plenty of answers but quite frankly, without a complete reset and starting from a blank sheet, any answers will get lost in all the other cr4p. All these ideas to tweak an already messed up idea is going to end up with an overly complicated, burdensome and confusing monster. Perhaps that’s the idea….. make it so complicated that only the large companies/charities with compliance departments are the ones that can apply.I don't see how articles like this help. They just feed the 'whingeing farmers' narrative. Everyone bellyaches that ELMS is being driven by the likes of the RSPB, Wildlife Trusts etc. Why is that ? Could it be that they know, specifically, what they want out of ELMS, and employ the best that money can hire to get that message across ? What do we do, beyond cheer when someone writes an article slagging it off ? Where are the articles from our national bodies saying, specifically, what ELMS needs to look like ? Look at the NFU submission to the Public Accounts Committee, all it does is moan and call for a 12 month delay. The NFU have known this has been coming for years. Why don't they have their version written ?
Get Elon Musk to construct a Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.Well if they want to know where to start the cull I have a pre prepared list but knowing the twits in charge of the country they will start with farmers and be left with eco warriors to mess up the countryside.
The thing is I have put some suggestions in and I think they will be quite the opposite to your permanent pasture should get it all( despite me having quite a lot) crap. That really is the crux of it, what you want as a farmer is quite different to me and what I would like to see them do.I don't see how articles like this help. They just feed the 'whingeing farmers' narrative. Everyone bellyaches that ELMS is being driven by the likes of the RSPB, Wildlife Trusts etc. Why is that ? Could it be that they know, specifically, what they want out of ELMS, and employ the best that money can hire to get that message across ? What do we do, beyond cheer when someone writes an article slagging it off ? Where are the articles from our national bodies saying, specifically, what ELMS needs to look like ? Look at the NFU submission to the Public Accounts Committee, all it does is moan and call for a 12 month delay. The NFU have known this has been coming for years. Why don't they have their version written ?
reading your post brought to mind an article I read about the EU. It said that the big companies were more than happy with all the EU regulations (even though it cost them hundreds of thousands to comply with), as they knew the small companies could not afford or did not have the skills to comply, therefore it kept them out of the market. The way our agricultural subsidies seem to be going the same way, big charities can access the funding, but it is designed in such a way to exclude all the small (compared to charities) farmers and landowners.You want plenty of answers but quite frankly, without a complete reset and starting from a blank sheet, any answers will get lost in all the other cr4p. All these ideas to tweak an already messed up idea is going to end up with an overly complicated, burdensome and confusing monster. Perhaps that’s the idea….. make it so complicated that only the large companies/charities with compliance departments are the ones that can apply.
We’re happy when someone slags it off because we’re looking for someone that appears to understand what’s going on. It’s all got so wacky that I no have no interest in it at all and will just ride the wave when the paperwork magically turns up and it gets discussed on here how to apply.
In my opinion farmers are a bit rudderless here because I find it hard to see any organisation batting for us. Having watched it get this far is proof enough for me.
Actually the RSPB, Wildlife Trusts and National Trust have been highly critical of SFI which I am sure fairly peed off defra and it’s corresponding ministers - maybe the NFU are playing the long game?I don't see how articles like this help. They just feed the 'whingeing farmers' narrative. Everyone bellyaches that ELMS is being driven by the likes of the RSPB, Wildlife Trusts etc. Why is that ? Could it be that they know, specifically, what they want out of ELMS, and employ the best that money can hire to get that message across ? What do we do, beyond cheer when someone writes an article slagging it off ? Where are the articles from our national bodies saying, specifically, what ELMS needs to look like ? Look at the NFU submission to the Public Accounts Committee, all it does is moan and call for a 12 month delay. The NFU have known this has been coming for years. Why don't they have their version written ?
Ohh I have read the hitch hikers guide but I think think he should make ship A ( was filled with the leaders) as well and send it straight into the sun.Get Elon Musk to construct a Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.
(You might have to look that up if you're not knowledgeable on the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy!)
As farmers we have very different views to each other so getting a common one is nigh on impossible
This is what it should look likeYawn. Another smart arse slagging off ELMS without actually saying what it should look like instead. He should sign up on here.
I don't see how articles like this help. They just feed the 'whingeing farmers' narrative. Everyone bellyaches that ELMS is being driven by the likes of the RSPB, Wildlife Trusts etc. Why is that ? Could it be that they know, specifically, what they want out of ELMS, and employ the best that money can hire to get that message across ? What do we do, beyond cheer when someone writes an article slagging it off ? Where are the articles from our national bodies saying, specifically, what ELMS needs to look like ? Look at the NFU submission to the Public Accounts Committee, all it does is moan and call for a 12 month delay. The NFU have known this has been coming for years. Why don't they have their version written ?