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<blockquote data-quote="BAF" data-source="post: 8054084" data-attributes="member: 158121"><p>Got summoned home to lamb a ewe lamb yesterday afternoon - fat head 1 leg out. We'd been tb testing all day so I was glad of a sit down in the truck for 5 minutes.</p><p>The long haired commander had tried to catch the little f**ker but couldn't get near it. I was never a rugby player but I did a decent impression of one as I dived at the awkward creature.</p><p>Anyway 10 minutes of the mehmsahib chasing her around had sorted out the stuck leg. I was going to let herself have a go at pulling this one anyway but as it was straightforward now she asked to have a go without any prompting. Nice big ewe lamb. Chucked them in a pen and had a coffee.</p><p>Bitch bag ewe starts bunting it <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f648.png" data-shortname=":see_no_evil:" /> I suckled the lamb so at least it had some colostrum in its belly before I had to go to the chickens. 1030 I check her again and she's not battering it but still doesn't want to love it. Same again suckle the lamb and go to bed. This morning the bloody ewe had jumped out and buggered off! Caught her and stuck her in the adopter of shame. She will love it or spend the foreseeable in jail and then come EID go and get acquainted with Muslim culture!</p><p></p><p>Also I I'm going to start using tethi mawr! I impressed the wife with my grasp of the Welsh language when we met. Ysgol. Ambwilans. Amythig. Cegidfa. And everyone's favourite pop dy ping <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /> (not sure if that's how you spell it)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BAF, post: 8054084, member: 158121"] Got summoned home to lamb a ewe lamb yesterday afternoon - fat head 1 leg out. We'd been tb testing all day so I was glad of a sit down in the truck for 5 minutes. The long haired commander had tried to catch the little f**ker but couldn't get near it. I was never a rugby player but I did a decent impression of one as I dived at the awkward creature. Anyway 10 minutes of the mehmsahib chasing her around had sorted out the stuck leg. I was going to let herself have a go at pulling this one anyway but as it was straightforward now she asked to have a go without any prompting. Nice big ewe lamb. Chucked them in a pen and had a coffee. Bitch bag ewe starts bunting it 🙈 I suckled the lamb so at least it had some colostrum in its belly before I had to go to the chickens. 1030 I check her again and she's not battering it but still doesn't want to love it. Same again suckle the lamb and go to bed. This morning the bloody ewe had jumped out and buggered off! Caught her and stuck her in the adopter of shame. She will love it or spend the foreseeable in jail and then come EID go and get acquainted with Muslim culture! Also I I'm going to start using tethi mawr! I impressed the wife with my grasp of the Welsh language when we met. Ysgol. Ambwilans. Amythig. Cegidfa. And everyone's favourite pop dy ping 😂 (not sure if that's how you spell it) [/QUOTE]
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