- Location
- Cheshire
I find a bit of grit off the road screwed into the valve cap works great. Work of a second and just carry on walking.Look, I would never recommend anyone did anything nefarious but the only defence against these sorts of people is to appear to be borderline psychotic and one of those not-really-worried-about-the-law types.
Act weird, shout and look 'dodgy'. Take lessons from an acquaintance- everyone has one, I bet even Clive knows someone like this.
Unidentified vehicles- put a screw under their tyre.
We had some do-gooders out as we’d been shooting pheasant at home. They came roaring up the track past the farm to accost us and threaten all sorts. As they left after being told quietly and politely too go away (all on film in case accusations were laid) quick phone call to brother too entirely block the track with the tanker, take it off, lock the yard gates and go home. 3 hours later when we had finished shooting and got back too the yard I was met by some quite irate people
Went and had brew and cake, checked cattle and sheds to make sure nothing was missing and went and moved the tanker.
Next day local bobby arrives, I’ve been abusive while holding a shotgun. Showed him film, explained events. He went off howling with laughter!
Had the “official” RSPCA here during the last snow. She had a picture someone had sent in of an “unhappy” looking sheep. I pointed out that in the blizzarding snow I was pretty confident I had several hundred unhappy looking ewes! Luckily she went off satisfied at that.