- Location
- Owaka, New Zealand
Farmer Roy's Random Thoughts - I never said it was easy.
- Thread starter Farmer Roy
- Start date
- Location
- NSW, Newstralya
Not much happening at the moment.
Just planting a few trees
Just planting a few trees
- Location
- NSW, Newstralya
- Location
- NSW, Newstralya
Must of been driving around like this for a couple of weeks before I crawled under & had a look
Just quietly, I'm still driving it, parts should arrive tomorrow
- Location
- Owaka, New Zealand
It's not that unsafe like that. Not like much can fall apart, just be a bit clunky
Must of been driving around like this for a couple of weeks before I crawled under & had a look
Just quietly, I'm still driving it, parts should arrive tomorrow
Put smoke butts in your ears and think of your new Amarok
- Location
- NSW, Newstralya
It's not that unsafe like that. Not like much can fall apart, just be a bit clunky
Put smoke butts in your ears and think of your new Amarok
New Amarok, id feel faint from all the blood rushing to the trouser department . . .
Nah, the only thing that'll replace old Tojo is another Tojo . . .
- Location
- Owaka, New Zealand
Even the new cruisers are getting a bit erotic.
At least the underneath department still has balls, unlike the little poof chariots that rust in half when a dog p!sses beside it
At least the underneath department still has balls, unlike the little poof chariots that rust in half when a dog p!sses beside it
Pheasant Surprise
Member
- Location
- Woodbridge, Suffolk
What a seriously great thread and hilarious read. Good to get some humour, banter and a forthright injection of perspective and reality. TFF definitely needs it!!!!!!!! (this country too actually...as we navel gaze our way down the plug hole)
So thanks @Farmer Roy (and @Kiwi Pete) you’re both utter pansies! ...in a good way of course.
I like the updated green and gold avatar change too Roy. I am a pansy. Very discrete
So thanks @Farmer Roy (and @Kiwi Pete) you’re both utter pansies!
...in a good way of course.I like the updated green and gold avatar change too Roy. I am a pansy. Very discrete
Pheasant Surprise
Member
- Location
- Woodbridge, Suffolk
Genuine LOL spit the coffee out
I wonder if the swear filter can be hacked to sub “pickup” for “little poof chariots that rust in half when a dog p!sses beside it”.
Even just for a week or two
- Location
- NSW, Newstralya
Thank you
- Location
- West Suffolk
I’ve always thought the Aussies had the best pick up trucks -
Not sure on the fashion sense though?
Not sure on the fashion sense though?
- Location
- Glen Clova, Angus, DD8 4RD
If you really want to pee off the owner of a new L200 just put your foot on the towball (if it has one
) and push it sideways. The rear suspension has zero sideways stability Clearly made for off-road
- Location
- Owaka, New Zealand
Is that, that "passive 4 wheel steering"?
Honda tried that too, aka spongey rear bushes.. great on gravel!!
Honda tried that too, aka spongey rear bushes.. great on gravel!!
- Location
- Owaka, New Zealand
I don't actually re-read half the shite that I type until someone quotes it...Genuine LOL spit the coffee out
I wonder if the swear filter can be hacked to sub “pickup” for “little poof chariots that rust in half when a dog p!sses beside it”.
Even just for a week or two
Sorry about the coffee, I owe ya one
- Location
- Owaka, New Zealand
That's just Roy wearing his Ninja Turtle costume in his younger days.
I prefer to dress up as Dr Evil.
It's all right to have a wee fetish IMO
- Location
- Glen Clova, Angus, DD8 4RD
Pheasant Surprise
Member
- Location
- Woodbridge, Suffolk
Maybe we should rename this the British Emasculated Farmers Form (BEFF) or Kolonial pansys Farming Form (KKFF).
Sounds better? Yeah thought so too
Sounds better? Yeah thought so too
Pheasant Surprise
Member
- Location
- Woodbridge, Suffolk
Can’t get past that swear filter. Sleepy did one thing right. Oops can I say that out loud. Persona non grata.
- Location
- Owaka, New Zealand
All the filthy trolling helps with getting the laugh down pat...The baldness helps with the disguise then Pete
Personally I look an awful lot like I belong in the kurly koated k...s ....Maybe we should rename this the British Emasculated Farmers Form (BEFF) or Kolonial pansys Farming Form (KKFF).
Sounds better? Yeah thought so too
A bit of a genetic leap away from homo habilis (that's what I tell myself)
