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Discussion in 'TFF Matchmaker' started by kat, Mar 15, 2016.

  1. John100

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  2. Kel

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    Cookie Monster is so much better than Elmo!
     
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  3. Kel

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    And now you ruined one of the only characters I liked on that show....
     
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  5. True. You're hotter than blonde (y)

    8 is the dream, don't deny it :ROFLMAO:
     
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  6. John100

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    If you showed me over there & I won't bother you over here:unsure:
     
  7. John100

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    I dont know how it happened, but I guess I was forgetful, I must have put a Garlick baguette in the oven a few weeks ago and its turned into a black dildo. I was just cooking a pizza and its like Wtf theres something in there already
     
  8. If they do these in rum, I'm moving!


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  9. bovrill

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    I've just had a little stock take, and it would appear that I'm being given bottles of rum at a faster pace than I can consume it!
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  10. bovrill

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    Are you sure you don't have a drunken alter-ego that gets up to all sorts of debauched mischief, then hides the evidence before you sober up and the real you takes back over your consciousness?:eek:



    Or maybe you're the drunken side to your personality?(n)
     
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  11. Shovelhands

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    If only you knew someone who could help you drink all that rum.....
     
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  12. bovrill

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    Shall I bring some to our next dogging meet?
    The dark Rhum Agricole is really rather something special!
     
  13. Shovelhands

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    That would be ideal, unfortunately both of us will be driving.....
     

  14. :ROFLMAO:

    That bottle of Morgan's in the centre has sat about a while!!

    The Rhum 'blanc' on the right is vile :yuck: (but I hate all white rum), I had it at the Rum Festival last year. Tried its golden cousin you have there, but I must confess to being rather fuzzy :rolleyes: by that point and I can't remember what it was like


    There's an awful lot of Lambs hiding at the back :eek: that stuff is rough :sour: we used to make cocktails with it and Blue Aftershock as punishment when I was younger :bag:


    You don't want to see my rum collection...
     
  15. bovrill

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    You obviously know your labels better than me, but yes, it was at the very back of the cupboard!
    Yes, it certainly has undertones of paint stripper.
    And overtones....... in fact I did wonder if was mislabeled paint stripper!
    The golden is a lot nicer, and the only one there that I'd drink on it's own.
    I tend to add a fair bit of blackcurrent to it, which makes it quite drinkable, and my mother is always scrounging bottles off me to cook bananas in. Which turn out quite nice!
    When a pigeon shooter/driver of a stuck car etc hands you a bottle of Lambs, you can't be rude, just drop a hint about Captain Morgan for next time!
     
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  16. bovrill

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    You know how to spoil a great plan, don't you! :rolleyes:
     
  17. Shovelhands

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    Sorry :oops:
     
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  18. Some say I'm an alcoholic, I prefer the term connoisseur :ROFLMAO: I've seen plenty bottles or Morgan's in my time. I couldn't age it but I know it's a few years old anyway.

    White rum is just awful stuff, no matter the brand. You get free taster shots at the festival, got to the Rhum stand and I was keen for the golden and dark offerings and he asked if I wanted the white. I told him what I thought of white rum so he did his best to convince me his was better and I should try. So try i did... my parting remark was it's no better :sick:

    Lambs is the present given by someone who has no idea about rum :facepalm: I'd try it with blackcurrant, but I'm not buying a bottle just to try!

    If you can't drink it neat, on the rocks, then it isn't really worth having.
     
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  19. Well... it's a slow night, so you're going to see it anyway :rolleyes:

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    The Mount Gay on the left was a 21'st birthday present, came all the way from Barbados (where it's made)... the giant bottle of Bacardi is a mixture of rums to make a 'homebrew' of bramble rum, the Morgan's nearest the middle is Damson rum, the Bacardi 151 beside it is absolutely LETHAL!! 75%vol. The Rumbullion is my most favourite :cool: Dark Matter is the first rum created from scratch in Scotland, I have never opened the tiny bottle of Duppy Share beside it... it was given as a thanks so I'm not confident of its quality. Woods Navy rum is 50% and is the only true Navy rum left that you can still buy:hungry:

    There may be multiples of some of those bottles too :whistle:
     
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