Farmers have a better sex life than any other profession

[roscoe erf]

Farmers have a better sex life than any other profession, survey claims

The results revealed that farmers have the most sex, with over 33% claiming to have sex at least once a day

www.irishmirror.ie

 

[Kiwi Pete]

I feel sorry for them other poor buggers then

 

[rob1]

But does it count if its with yourself or your sheep ?

 

[Ukjay]

But isn't beastiality illegal

 

[Bald Rick]

But isn't beastiality illegal

Not in Finland and only recently in Denmark....

 

[Campbell]

One advantage of working from home I suppose...................... ps take the phone of the hook.

 

[Ukjay]

Not in Finland and only recently in Denmark....

Is that from experience ?

 

[Bald Rick]

Is that from experience ?

“Innocent, your honour”

QI if I remember correctly

 

[rob1]

But isn't beastiality illegal

Only if caught and the animal isnt going to claim it was non consensual 20 years later when you are famous

 

[Slippery Slope]

I think it's the smell of a farmer that does it ... Every time I walk into the house stinking of silage Mrs SS tells me to take my clothes off!

 

[4course]

I am about to show the results of this research to mrs 4 course ,purely in the interests of finding out wether its fake news!! will let you know the result in the next couple of minutes or in the morning

 

[Slippery Slope]

I am about to show the results of this research to mrs 4 course ,purely in the interests of finding out wether its fake news!! will let you know the result in the next couple of minutes or in the morning

speak to you in a minute then!!

 

[Ukjay]

Only if caught and the animal isnt going to claim it was non consensual 20 years later when you are famous

What were you famous for ?

 

[4course]

I am about to show the results of this research to mrs 4 course ,purely in the interests of finding out wether its fake news!! will let you know the result in the next couple of minutes or in the morning

20 seconds, no answer, bless her shes asleep and gone are the days when i would risk giving her a gentle nudge

 

[Ukjay]

20 seconds, no answer, bless her shes asleep and gone are the days when i would risk giving her a gentle nudge

Coward ?

 

[rob1]

What were you famous for ?

infamous more likely

 

[roscoe erf]

But isn't beastiality illegal

All the good stuff is illegal

 

[Ukjay]

All the good stuff is illegal

You fukin scare me man..... ?

 

[Danllan]

We had this a while ago in another thread...

New survey puts farmers on top.

What, at the same time? Did you get a blow-dry? No just one at a time lol

thefarmingforum.co.uk

 

[4course]

Coward ?

tactical retreat ,