Farmers have a better sex life than any other profession

Bald Rick

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he's too old

Best Old Man Wink GIFs | Gfycat
 
Joke:
Farmer got some special fertility treatment for his bull. The stockman asked "yer boss, can I have a drop of that I got a date tonight". His boss let him have some.
The next morning the boss asked him how it went. "Bloody fantastic 13 times" he replied. "13 times!, said the boss, how's your back"?
The man replied, "it's not my back, it's my wrist - she didn't turn up."
 
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