How can anyone truly justify growing and transporting a few million pumpkins just to have faces carved in them and then throw them away a few days later ?
Too right. The only things that should be available in shops are hair shirts and gruel, with possibly a treat of turnip at Christmas.
Why not grow a few luxuries in the garden or the allotment? Oh, sorry, that means work.
When you can grow a car, boat or an iPhone in your garden let me know.
I tried growing flat screen TV's unfortunately I planted them too close together
Plant them further apart, this will give you a wide screen.
You should have monitored them.
Jeremy Corbyn has an allotment but I bet Boris doesn't although if you are spending £840 a roll on wallpaper your wife wouldn't be too chuffed if you put muddy handprints on it when you come back from pulling Swedes. ( for Johnson you can read that both ways)
Mate, didn't the immigrants that came here 700 years ago and went to Antarctica use trees that grew here for getting the whaka out of here???
The residents of Albert Square had them
Not always, but if your competitors are open, then others do so they don't loose the custom.
Yes I can do this
No, it means you’ve got to have a garden or allotment !
Too late, I have been contacted by a Nigerian Prince who has offered to share his knowledge for a reasonable fee.
Yes, YFC AGM, many years ago
Ain’t heard anything on the news about food shortages but plenty is being said about a lack of toys for Christmas
