Getting the snip.

Discussion in 'Manflu Corner' started by DocPhil001, Jul 22, 2017.

  1. DocPhil001

    DocPhil001 Member

    Location:
    Holsworthy, Devon
    After 4 kids it's time to unload the gun! any advice for after. I am guessing avoid tractors and bumpy roads for a few days.
     
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  2. puppet

    puppet Member

    Location:
    sw scotland
    Plan to have a few easy days. The main risk is bleeding in the first few hours so get a lift home and put your feet up and potter about for a day. Knew someone whose wife was late so he walked 2 miles home. Scrotum like a large orange which took a month to go down.
    ....and have the odd shower.
     
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  3. davidroberts30

    Location:
    pembrokeshire
    just take it easy as said(y)
     
  4. multi power

    multi power Member

    Location:
    pembrokeshire
    It's no big deal, take it easy for a few days
    The sitting in the waiting room is the worst bit
     
  5. Spud

    Spud Member

    Location:
    YO62
    I concurr with all the above. You'll feel like taking on the world, but bad idea, steady away for a few days, and dont believe the rumours...
     
  6. The best part of it is having to crack a few off into a test tube til they know there's no swimmers left.
    Firing into a small opening isn't as easy as it looks.
    And now for some jokes..................
     
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  7. davidroberts30

    Location:
    pembrokeshire
    Just tell the mrs not to swallow :whistle:
     
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  8. PSQ

    PSQ Member

    Location:
    Scottish Borders
    A friend has just been back in for a 2nd go at the snip as he failed the 'swimmers test', so it does happen.
     
  9. Dan7626

    Dan7626 Member

    Had it done back in January, 2 kids was enough and the wife has trouble with the pill.
    As said the waiting room is probably the worst bit.
    Had it done on the Friday and went back to work on the Monday like a hero. Big mistake. Plan to have at least a week of doing as little as possible afterwards.
     
  10. I was able to work normally that afternoon and never broke stroke but my cod's did swell and go black for a week.
    I was on the nest the next morning an 'all.
     
  11. wr.

    wr. Member

    Location:
    Breconshire
    Plenty of clean straw to avoid infection. Haven't had it done myself. I'd rather remain entire. (y)
     
  12. Dan7626

    Dan7626 Member

    Everyone's different i guess.
     
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  13. multi power

    multi power Member

    Location:
    pembrokeshire
    Why was it a mistake to go back to work on the Monday? I just had the next day off, mind you I did take it steady for a few days, running or jumping I found uncomfortable for a few weeks
     
  14. Kiss

    Kiss Member

    Location:
    North west
    My wife appeared after my father in law had it done and she's definelty his! Had to have the op re done I'm Guessing pre post op testing times, apparently there was 2 others in the wAiting room second time round in the same situation,
     
  15. wr.

    wr. Member

    Location:
    Breconshire
    They tell me the smaller the wedding tackle, the smaller the effect. :whistle:
     
  16. multi power

    multi power Member

    Location:
    pembrokeshire
    Now that's making me panic, I never even bothered with the test, but I'm confident it worked
     
  17. multi power

    multi power Member

    Location:
    pembrokeshire
    I can tell you that is a load of bollocks!
     
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  18. Dan7626

    Dan7626 Member

    I won't go into too much detail but basically tb testing and all the running around that goes with it caused an infection.
     
  19. multi power

    multi power Member

    Location:
    pembrokeshire
    I can see that being painful
     
  20. Dan7626

    Dan7626 Member

    Plus 2 little boys that couldnt understand why they couldn't bounce and jump on dad anymore :hungover::ROFLMAO:
     

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