Getting the snip.

Discussion in 'Manflu Corner' started by DocPhil001, Jul 22, 2017.

  1. Sussex Martin

    Sussex Martin Member

    Burham Kent
    When I had mine done my wife and I walked into the day ward and a mates Mrs was the senior nurse on duty, it was on my birthday and she had arranged for the whole team to sing happy birthday. She took my hand, looked at the wife and said ' don't worry Jen, we'll look after him' winked at her and led me away :eek::LOL::LOL::LOL:
  2. rob1

    rob1 Member

    did she give you a birthday treat first ;):LOL:
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  3. Al R

    Al R Member

    West Wales
    I got done back in August, It wasn't a lot worse than going to the dentist to be honest.. I had 4 days off luckily, not much swelling but no blackening etc and very happy with how it went to be fair.
    Havnt had the swim test yet.

    While the surgeon was down below pulling and tugging he asked what my job is, I told him and he said "ah so have you seen this done with animals then?" I said "yeah I've done hundreds of calves and pigs and thousands of lambs between the burdizzo, rubber rings and scalpel" he asked what happened to them, I said "chucked on the floor, for the dogs usually" he wretched and almost threw up all over my nuts lol, the 2 fit young nurses had a big laugh about it to mind!
  4. Sussex Martin

    Sussex Martin Member

    Burham Kent
    Would have been nice as she was and come to that, still is a very tasty lady ;).
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  6. MF 168

    MF 168 Member

    Laois, Ireland
    Jesus I had a stent removed through the old chap that was put in after a fairly painful kidney stone op and that was uncomfortable to put it mildly. Getting the gonads disconnected from the er mainframe sounds a tad much for me. In saying that herself is in calf with child no.1 and we both agree 2 is all we want so who knows what I'll be made do. I didn't want to do up the hall and landing last year but the threat of no sex until it was done had me working round the clock to get it done hence the calf...... :ROFLMAO:
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  7. Timmy_45

    Timmy_45 Member

    LOL. We have 3. I can assure you, 2 is plenty. The third is the Boy though so it's all good, except he is basically like a small chimpanzee and keeps nicking my tools all the time to play with ( they seldom come back! )
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  8. herman

    herman Member

    Nothing to it as far as I'm concerned. I was heat sealed and glued up instead of stitches, could smell the flesh burning . It was a little embarrassing but the doc told me he had done probably 10,000 snips so I was in safe hands .
    Had it done Friday and back to light work on Monday , was a nice bit of time off enjoying being looked after by the Mrs. I would have it done again tomorrow if need be but after the test the river is free from swimmers, so no need to worry anymore. 3 kids is far too many.
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  9. You're really selling it to me :scratchhead:
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  10. davidroberts30

    just go in with a magazine(preferable nothing that's remotely similar to the content on the ooooo thread:LOL:) and let them get on,they'll be done in 25 mins
  11. Still Farming

    Still Farming Member

    Glamorgan Wales
    My mate had it gone and his one gonad swoll but like a football ?
  12. multi power

    multi power Member

    I'll bet he didn't follow the advice he was given on after care
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  13. Netherfield

    Netherfield Member

    West Yorkshire
    Found a lump on one of mine, so doc says it has to go,had a hernia to repair as well, so I ask him to disconnect whilst he was in there. It's like having a hedgehog sharing your underwear for a short while afterwards, because of the hernia I had a week off the physical work, did a lot of catching up on the paperwork.

    Brother in law got a bit pee'd off with his though, wife made him have it done and had a few complications, a few weeks later sister in law had some problems and had to have a historectomy.
  14. Still Farming

    Still Farming Member

    Glamorgan Wales
    Yes he did -'very by the book' chap ?
  15. Someone else who obviously isn't on commission :scratchhead:
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  16. Still Farming

    Still Farming Member

    Glamorgan Wales
    As long as not surgeon who put initials on jobs allegedly ?
  17. herman

    herman Member

    Seriously , I would not worry at all , go and get it done and man up !
    Put it like this it's pain free in comparison to the "Jewish " conversion op , and I am not religious in any way , but that's another story.
  18. tankman1959

    tankman1959 Member

    you will only have two acheres left,lol
  19. Landrover

    Landrover Member

    Waiting nervously for the letter coming about my "procedure" absolutely terrified of having it done ! I'm not a good patient !
  20. Landyman

    Landyman Member

    The only thing that bothered me about having the snip was when i met the surgeon, he was feckin huge 6ft 6 and fingers like feckin cucumbers I'm glad they knocked me out first, other than that it was a piece of pish :D

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