Getting the snip.

[multi power]

Waiting nervously for the letter coming about my "procedure" absolutely terrified of having it done ! I'm not a good patient !

I'm a very bad patient
The sitting in the waiting room was by far the worst bit
I was also upset/ nervous because Mrs not allowed to come and hold my hand, but it was all fine as there was a nurse just to keep me chatting

 

[arcobob]

I had the snip performed by a doctor with an Asian name. He had been employed by Mrs Ghandi in her program to reduce the population explosion in India. She was offering a free transistor radio to anyone who participated. I had no such reward but I was offered the proceeds of the op to use as fishing bait if required. After two days I ran out of pain killers, so, swollen black and blue my wife said get down to the chemists and buy some more. I set forth, wearing an extra pair of Y Fronts for support and finally returned to bed one hour and all of 500 yards later. However it prevented further sleepless nights but the recognition of my immense sacrifice never was forthcoming.

 

[marcusthehat]

Best decision the wife ever made, and I was back to work the next day and back in the saddle that night!
Git er done!
mth

 

[DocPhil001]

Waiting nervously for the letter coming about my "procedure" absolutely terrified of having it done ! I'm not a good patient !

really nothing to worry about. I am proper squimish and hate that sort of stuff but I was fine. my missus could have come in but was busy breast feeding the baby in the side room!

 

[DocPhil001]

well had my test done it was a success. the gun is now unloaded. no need for bullet proof vests any more!

 

[marcusthehat]

really nothing to worry about. I am proper squimish and hate that sort of stuff but I was fine. my missus could have come in but was busy breast feeding the baby in the side room!

bloody hell she didnay hang about!

P.S.
Why do female Vets seem to relish lovingly rolling the word castrate off their tongue, I refer obviously in respect of Dogs, but I still had cause to wonder . . .

 

[Alicecow]

Vet said they are very nice sliced and fried with onions, donkey ones, anyway and that was a bloke vet!

 

[Alicecow]

The only thing that bothered me about having the snip was when i met the surgeon, he was feckin huge 6ft 6 and fingers like feckin cucumbers I'm glad they knocked me out first, other than that it was a piece of pish

It wasn't Mr Hammer, was it? He was an orthopaedic surgeon but could have changed or diversified

 

[Landyman]

It wasn't Mr Hammer, was it? He was an orthopaedic surgeon but could have changed or diversified

He was asian , so the chances are he wasn't called hammer

 

[Alicecow]

He was asian , so the chances are he wasn't called hammer

Ah, no then, Mr Hammer was from Soud Afrika!

 

[RockyKildare]

The worst bit was the injection to numb the rubbish. Imagine the sensation of putting a needle into a tennis ball!!!!! And once you’ve come down off the ceiling they do it all over again for the other one

 

[Howard150]

I had the snip performed by a doctor with an Asian name. He had been employed by Mrs Ghandi in her program to reduce the population explosion in India. She was offering a free transistor radio to anyone who participated. I had no such reward but I was offered the proceeds of the op to use as fishing bait if required. After two days I ran out of pain killers, so, swollen black and blue my wife said get down to the chemists and buy some more. I set forth, wearing an extra pair of Y Fronts for support and finally returned to bed one hour and all of 500 yards later. However it prevented further sleepless nights but the recognition of my immense sacrifice never was forthcoming.

Eyup Bob. Had mine done 30 odd years ago. Best thing ever. Only about 3 years after and the wife had to have a full hysterectomy. Sod’s law but still well worth it.

Over on this side of the fence now Bob away from all that flack?”

 

[Friesianfan]

Wife booked me in to see the doc next Monday

 

[arcobob]

Eyup Bob. Had mine done 30 odd years ago. Best thing ever. Only about 3 years after and the wife had to have a full hysterectomy. Sod’s law but still well worth it.

Over on this side of the fence now Bob away from all that flack?”

Might as well discuss rubbish on here as anywhere else

 

[Pieces_of_Eight]

Wife booked me in to see the doc next Monday

I'd be emigrating

 

[Landyman]

I'd be emigrating

Id be getting rid of the wife when i had mine done it was my decision no one elses

 

[Howard150]

Id be getting rid of the wife when i had mine done it was my decision no one elses

personal problem and nobody has a right to say otherwise.

A wise old guy once told me a long long time ago with regard to rights being curtailed. “If it’s not to be had at the supermarket - there’s always a corner shop somewhere that has it”

 

[Alicecow]

Id be getting rid of the wife when i had mine done it was my decision no one elses

To be fair, she has given him four children so I think she's allowed an opinion on the matter unless he wants to wear extra thick Marigolds for eternity

 

[Howard150]

To be fair, she has given him four children so I think she's allowed an opinion on the matter unless he wants to wear extra thick Marigolds for eternity

There you go now. Two sides to every story. Poor woman wants a medal and he needs a snip if nothing else but for his own good - whoever advises it.

Just thinking outside the box with a shedload of kids..... Does he not have mates enough to tell him what causes it.

Another old friend of mine when asked how many kids he had, always used to say “3 - one of each”

Whilst yer’ on about kids and gettin’ em....Abe Lincoln also said ‘nothing valuable can be lost by taking time’

He also said “No matter how much cats fight there’s always plenty of kittens”

For the keyboard warriors among us he also said “tact is the ability to describe a man as he sees himself”

 

[Alicecow]

There you go now. Two sides to every story. Poor woman wants a medal and he needs a snip if nothing else but for his own good - whoever advises it.

Just thinking outside the box with a shedload of kids..... Does he not have mates enough to tell him what causes it.

Another old friend of mine when asked how many kids he had, always used to say “3 - one of each”

Whilst yer’ on about kids and gettin’ em....Abe Lincoln also said ‘nothing valuable can be lost by taking time’

He also said “No matter how much cats fight there’s always plenty of kittens”

For the keyboard warriors among us he also said “tact is the ability to describe a man as he sees himself”

He's a dairy farmer - I think he probably knows