Go on prove it, that your an actual farmer

[neilo]

If you aren't going to shave your face, why shave your hands?

He won’t have shaved his hands, he hasn’t even washed them.?

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you.....??

 

[Yale]

If you aren't going to shave your face, why shave your hands?

My extra job in the evenings is a hand model for a porn website.......

 

[SilliamWhale]

Quite right to

Thanks

 

[Zippy768]

I'd show them my cow sh!t wellie ring - just below my knees - on my jeans

 

[topground]

The last routine police patrol seen in this area was thought to be in 1969 and he was on a push bike. I don't anticipate that rural areas will be a patrol priority any more than they are now.

 

[kill]

Need to be surgically removed from ye wellies and boiler suit which as dirty as the tractor your driving but then isolation don't bother me as very often go weeks without leaving the farm any how's.
Probably different for arable farmers tho.

 

[Chris F]

When will it get to the stage you will have to prove that you are a farmer and have a need to be out.

Should Slipper farmers who rent their land out and have a few sheep be allowed out?

Arable farmers who have contractor farming agreements?

Being in a tractor ? would help!

 

[GeorgeK]

Dip my truck fuel tank officer, you'll see I'm running on red. Now that makes me a farmer or a gippo, so either way you'll let me carry on

 

[lloyd]

Go on and on about the removal of subsidies .
Shouldn't be held up for long.

 

[Martin Holden]

show them my overdraft !

Damn, I'm late to this thread - that was going to be my suggestion!

 

[Hesston4860s]

SBI number surely would be proof that you were a registered farming business. Plus maybe some ID to tally with the business address.

I have an SBI number but my place of business doesn’t have an address, it’s just a shed in a field. Those that need to know where it is do, all the rest can do one ?

 

[le bon paysan]

Siret number ( business registration number) last 3 numbers tell your occupation.
This is put on the licence we need to be out and about.

 

[yellowbelly]

You're obviously a farmer when............

....the front of your truck looks like this.......

.........and the back of your truck, looks like this.......

 

[Steevo]

You're obviously a farmer when............

....the front of your truck looks like this.......
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.........and the back of your truck, looks like this.......
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Or you could have stolen a REAL farmer's truck!

 

[kiwi pom]

I wouldn't wind down my window for anyone at the moment!

Neither would I. Mrs pom went to work this morning with a letter from her employer stating she was on the key worker list. I told her if she was stopped and asked just to keep the window up and hold the letter up, record the conversation if she got chance.

 

[ploughman1963]

You're obviously a farmer when............

....the front of your truck looks like this.......
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.........and the back of your truck, looks like this.......
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SNAP!!

 

[Nearly]

I'm outstanding in my field.
?

 

[d williams]

Plenty drive around in 4X4s plenty have a few acres and a sheep.
How would you prove if stopped you are a bonafide farmer?

Holding number

 

[livestock 1]

Pickup looks wrecked (taliban has better gear) dog looks knackered, phone doesn’t stop, bottles of calcium, pen strep, alamycin la etc around calf pullers in back (I even take them to the pub with me when it used to be open) flexothene waterproofs no croch leg ripped out by a scotty ewe, tools in back for mystery breakdown, driver looks like he’s seen better days, wife looks like she’s ran out of tablets probably on phone too (not to me luckily, nh case and jcb parts in vehicle, lots of paperwork! copper would have to be pretty thick and I know most of them!

 

[Bald Rick]

Show them my pic in the "Selfie Isolation" thread on TFF

I suggest others add to that pdq