Hancock doing injections.

[caveman]

Rumour has it...he's been practicing on his aide.

 

[matthew]

Rumour has it...he's been practicing on his aide.

With his record, he'd be safer using an orange.

 

[caveman]

Matt Hancock's secret AFFAIR with aide exposed after office snogs during Covid

HEALTH Secretary Matt Hancock has been having a secret affair with his closest aide, The Sun can reveal today. He cheated on his wife with Gina Coladangelo, 43, who he hired last year with taxpayer…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Gong Farmer]

Unlikely Boris can discipline him, given his record. Probably just say 'What a rogue, good on him'

 

[caveman]

Dropped his mask there.
Is that how social distancing is done?
Certainly not working from home though.

 

[lloyd]

Looks like Dominic was right with
his appraisal of Hancock .

 

[Lazy Sod]

Matt Hancock has worked his socks off for this country since the pandemic began, I would suggest he deserves some slack whatever the circumstances.

 

[bobk]

Matt Hancock has worked his socks off for this country since the pandemic began, I would suggest he deserves some slack whatever the circumstances.

He'll get enough grief off his wife .

 

[Sonoftheheir]

The bloke is a complete and utter………..

 

[Oldmacdonald]

Matt Hancock has worked his socks off for this country since the pandemic began, I would suggest he deserves some slack whatever the circumstances.

Man who is instrumental in bringing in social distancing rules breaks these rules, but you say it's ok because he has been 'working hard'.

 

[Sonoftheheir]

Man who is instrumental in bringing in social distancing rules breaks these rules, but you say it's ok because he has been 'working hard'.

Spot on.

 

[Sonoftheheir]

Matt Hancock has worked his socks off for this country since the pandemic began, I would suggest he deserves some slack whatever the circumstances.

Stress relief perhaps? I think it’s inconceivable that he should even consider an affair in the current situation. He really should resign, with his actions he makes social distancing rules for everyone a complete mockery and he should have been concentrating on his job rather than his gentleman’s area!

 

[will_mck]

Been hanging around with Boris too long, bad company.

 

[Ashtree]

Matt Hancock has worked his socks off for this country since the pandemic began, I would suggest he deserves some slack whatever the circumstances.

He worked the secretary’s knicks off more to the point.

 

[7610 super q]

I knew it !!! I just knew there'd be a Matt Hancock thread on here !!
I've had to use exclamation marks and everything !!!!

 

[7610 super q]

Oh Dear !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[beardface]

Hilarious, you couldn't wite this stuff. I hope he stays makes for good entertainment.

 

[Ashtree]

Boris said Handcock was “completely useless”. Not quite it seems!

 

[kfpben]

I bet he’s the kind of man who cries after sex

 

[br jones]

Wonder who released the photo? Boris or cummings ?