hare coarsing and tooth fairies

goodevans

Member
They seem to be very similar, you know they are coming, you never see them but you know they have been next morning.What time of night do they come.Trouble is I am sure they are not fairies
 

PSQ

Member
Arable Farmer
Leave a few grain panel offcuts (or old cow slats etc) in the long grass around gateways.
- You'll soon see they leave you something to find in the morning.

















Like half a sump, and a trail of oil to a fudgeed old Forrester... :sneaky:
 

Guiggs

Member
Location
Leicestershire
They seem to be very similar, you know they are coming, you never see them but you know they have been next morning.What time of night do they come.Trouble is I am sure they are not fairies

3am without fail they drive straight out of the land next to my house on their way back to the camp!
 

onesiedale

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Derbyshire
I found some once in one of our fields. Went to block the gate way with the old farm Trooper ( only way out of the field ) they weren't for stopping, squeezing out through the small gap. So I just kept going and rammed the car. Front wing, both near side doors and back wing of the imprezza all crunched. It was so satisfying :). I can still see the whites of their eyes in the head lights now :eek:
I rang the police reported the incident and even more satisfying they were picked up in the middle of Sheffield about an hour later . . . For having no near side lights; no tax/insurance etc.
 

goodevans

Member
I found some once in one of our fields. Went to block the gate way with the old farm Trooper ( only way out of the field ) they weren't for stopping, squeezing out through the small gap. So I just kept going and rammed the car. Front wing, both near side doors and back wing of the imprezza all crunched. It was so satisfying :). I can still see the whites of their eyes in the head lights now :eek:
I rang the police reported the incident and even more satisfying they were picked up in the middle of Sheffield about an hour later . . . For having no near side lights; no tax/insurance etc.
you are brave
 
Location
Cleveland
I found some once in one of our fields. Went to block the gate way with the old farm Trooper ( only way out of the field ) they weren't for stopping, squeezing out through the small gap. So I just kept going and rammed the car. Front wing, both near side doors and back wing of the imprezza all crunched. It was so satisfying :). I can still see the whites of their eyes in the head lights now :eek:
I rang the police reported the incident and even more satisfying they were picked up in the middle of Sheffield about an hour later . . . For having no near side lights; no tax/insurance etc.
I Bet you don’t have a straw shed...
 

onesiedale

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Derbyshire
. . . or just daft.
Didn't actually think about it at the time. But on reflection they didn't know who or what was in the truck. All lights on they couldn't see a thing beyond my bonnet which was bearing down on their passenger windows and not for stopping.
 
I caught some few nights ago walking back to telehandler after drilling. Long story short they were ratted out and high speed chase ensued. Tried a 4 on 1 scrap before police turned up (lucky operation ongoing in area). Result with a truck crushed. Be very careful though. Some of these *******s literally have nothing better to do than try and get one up if you get the better of them. Best defence is barriers and ditches
 

goodevans

Member
I caught some few nights ago walking back to telehandler after drilling. Long story short they were ratted out and high speed chase ensued. Tried a 4 on 1 scrap before police turned up (lucky operation ongoing in area). Result with a truck crushed. Be very careful though. Some of these *******s literally have nothing better to do than try and get one up if you get the better of them. Best defence is barriers and ditches
anyone tried a tiger trap
 

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Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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