HELP SOMEBODY PLEASE!!

[Dan1985]

Hello all.. My name is Daniel Smith, I am a thirty one year old gentleman from Carlton Colville in Suffolk and I have lived in the area all of my life. I am a keen, determined, hard working individual with an open minded flexible approach, caring nature, friendly, with a professional manner. Recently, I have taken a great interest with the history of the Suffolk and norfolk area, I am sure you are aware of the rich and varied past of this area and I was hoping that there is some very kind person out there that would allow me to continue learning by granting me permission to use a metal detector on there land? I will Share any finds or their value with you on the customary 50/50 split, I am also currently a full member of the national council for metal detecting and have public liability insurance cover up to the value of £10,000,000. I will also adhere to the NCMD code of conduct. I just want the chance to show someone that I’m one of the good guys, I will treat your land as my own, I would appreciate any help off of anyone in pointing me in the right direction... I'm willing to even pay a fee, or even help out around the farm? Im a advance scaffolder by trade if you need any scaffolding im willing to trade you my skills in return for land, if anyone can be of any help could you please inbox me.

Kind regards

Daniel smith

 

[7610 super q]

From the thread tittle...I thought you were trapped down the bottom of a well or something....

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

From the thread tittle...I thought you were trapped down the bottom of a well or something....

Looking for a Lambretta . [emoji87]

 

[smcapstick]

Don't make the desire to play with your metal detector on somebody else's property sound like an emergency. Bad form

 

[Pennine Ploughing]

capitals in the title, hmmm
thought it might of been someone else

 

[Will 1594]

capitals in the title, hmmm
thought it might of been someone else

The gift

 

[Dan1985]

Smcapstick go f**k yaself your sarcastic pr*ck, if you haven't got anything nice to say f**k off! Keyboard warriors

 

[Dan1985]

You wanted a reaction...there you go

 

[7610 super q]

Smcapstick go fudge yaself your sarcastic plonker, if you haven't got anything nice to say fudge off! Keyboard warriors

You wanted a reaction...there you go

Wow. Good luck with your quest........

 

[bobk]

Smcapstick go fudge yaself your sarcastic plonker, if you haven't got anything nice to say fudge off! Keyboard warriors

Aah , metal detectorist charm offensive ....

 

[Pennine Ploughing]

Smcapstick go fudge yaself your sarcastic plonker, if you haven't got anything nice to say fudge off! Keyboard warriors

you have just shot yourself in the foot

 

[smcapstick]

This:

Hello all.. My name is Daniel Smith, I am a thirty one year old gentleman from Carlton Colville in Suffolk and I have lived in the area all of my life. I am a keen, determined, hard working individual with an open minded flexible approach, caring nature, friendly, with a professional manner. Recently, I have taken a great interest with the history of the Suffolk and norfolk area, I am sure you are aware of the rich and varied past of this area and I was hoping that there is some very kind person out there that would allow me to continue learning by granting me permission to use a metal detector on there land? I will Share any finds or their value with you on the customary 50/50 split, I am also currently a full member of the national council for metal detecting and have public liability insurance cover up to the value of £10,000,000. I will also adhere to the NCMD code of conduct. I just want the chance to show someone that I’m one of the good guys, I will treat your land as my own, I would appreciate any help off of anyone in pointing me in the right direction... I'm willing to even pay a fee, or even help out around the farm? Im a advance scaffolder by trade if you need any scaffolding im willing to trade you my skills in return for land, if anyone can be of any help could you please inbox me.

Kind regards

Daniel smith

Followed by this:

Smcapstick go fudge yaself your sarcastic plonker, if you haven't got anything nice to say fudge off! Keyboard warriors

I think we all know what we needed to know, now.

 

[Bob c]

when i read the title i really thought it was worth reading
you must think farmers are mugs
we had a group here ,....never again ,....so untidy leaving all there rubbish about

 

[Deereone]

I've never met a gentleman scaffolder, you must be one of a kind.

 

[ARW]

Why does every metal detector-ist have to write an essay of how brilliant they are before asking for permission?

 

[mtx.jag]

Best metal detector wanted ad so far

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

Modus operandi - go on a farming forum asking for metal detecting then tell someone to fudge off = tact bypass . [emoji19][emoji23]

 

[Kevtherev]

The only place a metal detector belongs is on a forage harvester.
THE END

 

[mtx.jag]

Modus operandi - go on a farming forum asking for metal detecting then tell someone to fudge off = tact bypass . [emoji19][emoji23]

We made the mistake of letting a metal detector enthusiast on part of the farm..
He promptly told all his mates who then turned up every Saturday looking for permission to detect
Never again

 

[JCMaloney]

Eh hem...... we aren`t all that bad.

I must fish out my copy of "How to win friends & influence people"....... I think @Dan1985 needs a read.

And that @YorkshireAndrew hadn`t better start..... I`ve got his number & know where he lives...