Honest (if odd) search for open-minded farmer

[Flossie]

On weird subjects, knew of lady that used to crap on whoever she took home after niteclub.poor blokes would waken up in morn with a turd on them.maybe ey should hook up?!

I saw a programme a few years ago about fetishism (don't think it was Euro trash ) and a woman was sending her own tuds in a jiffy bag through the post for whoever paid, to enjoy in their own home

 

[Will1138]

Were they sent next day special delivery, " love as the postman been, yes just a load of crap" LOL

 

[mtx.jag]

I saw a programme a few years ago about fetishism (don't think it was Euro trash ) and a woman was sending her own tuds in a jiffy bag through the post for whoever paid, to enjoy in their own home

Something you want to tell us @Flossie ??

 

[Badshot]

I saw a programme a few years ago about fetishism (don't think it was Euro trash ) and a woman was sending her own tuds in a jiffy bag through the post for whoever paid, to enjoy in their own home

I can remember a woman on telly programme who was postings her used knickers out to anyone who cared to pay.
Made a fair bit of money at it IIRC.

 

[franklin]

Lol. Probably cow and pig

Would a ton of cow muck in a big bag do?

 

[MattDM]

Would a ton of cow muck in a big bag do?

If I had somewhere to put it then yeah lol.

 

[Kingofgrass]

How much u willing to pay

 

[MattDM]

Weirdly I have no idea about pricing lol. I guess I'm open to suggestions (does 50 quid to take a dip in a slurry pond sound right ?).

 

[spikeislander]

So if i had a septic tank emptying business would you work for free?

 

[Kingofgrass]

Weirdly I have no idea about pricing lol. I guess I'm open to suggestions (does 50 quid to take a dip in a slurry pond sound right ?).

Where you from ?

 

[MattDM]

Where you from ?

Live in Hampshire but travel about the uk a fair bit.

 

[Flossie]

Something you want to tell us @Flossie ??

And don't let the boss read this He'll be straight onto Viking Direct bulk ordering envelopes

 

[Gazzacub]

Ok so - I have the same “thing” for manure, again I’m perfectly a normal and sane guy, but get the same thrill as the op, no idea where it comes from but always enjoyed getting dirty and the thing with cow muck started quite by accident for me many years ago - I’m searching for a friendly open minded farmer that might be willing to let me play in the muck - appreciate farms are workplaces and agreements on safety/descression assured - also will pay if required, in the east mids uk area but can travel - would be happy to hear back from any fiendly farmers that might be willing to help out

 

[Warp Land Farmer]

Ok so - I have the same “thing” for manure, again I’m perfectly a normal and sane guy, but get the same thrill as the op, no idea where it comes from but always enjoyed getting dirty and the thing with cow muck started quite by accident for me many years ago - I’m searching for a friendly open minded farmer that might be willing to let me play in the muck - appreciate farms are workplaces and agreements on safety/descression assured - also will pay if required, in the east mids uk area but can travel - would be happy to hear back from any fiendly farmers that might be willing to help out

@Dave W

 

[curlietailz]

Would you prefer a dry strawy muck heap in a field, a wet sloppy slurry pit, pig slurry? Cow muck, chicken muck. It’s all different and different types of smell and wetness.

 

[Gazzacub]

Would you prefer a dry strawy muck heap in a field, a wet sloppy slurry pit, pig slurry? Cow muck, chicken muck. It’s all different and different types of smell and wetness.

Prefer cow, doughy but not watery - depth not a problem as I’ve had experience with deep stuff - to be honest though beggars can’t be choosers lol!

 

[ollie989898]

Sounds like a novel diversification for anyone with a disused slurry tower. Pump in a few loads of slurry, allow to fill with 50% rainwater and charge people to dive into the stuff and do whatever. Even pitch tents or caravans.

I reckon £200 per person per day/night would be reasonable.

 

[Tomtrac]

Prefer cow, doughy but not watery - depth not a problem as I’ve had experience with deep stuff - to be honest though beggars can’t be choosers lol!

Am shure you no wat you are doing but be verry aware i have fallen into two slurry pits
Very lookely i could just Truch the floor with my toe /feet
Otherwise i wouldnt be here
Couldnt even move my arms in one it very very opened up my eyes to the danger i realy thought you would just swim or walk out but both times i got lifted out

 

[Gazzacub]

Am shure you no wat you are doing but be verry aware i have fallen into two slurry pits
Very lookely i could just Truch the floor with my toe /feet
Otherwise i wouldnt be here
Couldnt even move my arms in one it very very opened up my eyes to the danger i realy thought you would just swim or walk out but both times i got lifted out

Wow I am glad you got out ok, appreciate that In some instances some types of pits are more dangerous - have had experiences in the past with deep mud and one or two different set ups of slurry/manure/midding so when it comes to deep stuff have some knowledge/experience of how to extricate myself When nescusary.

 

[Ukjay]

Has Mr Darwin come back to life and created some new award catchments...