Honest (if odd) search for open-minded farmer

MattDM

New Member
Hi guys.

If there’s an award going for most unusual wanted post I’m going to stand a shot of winning it I think. I’m a normal, totally sane guy who gets a thrill out of manure (I’m otherwise very normal would you believe). I’m hoping to somehow find a friendly, open-minded farmer who would be open to the idea of letting me play around in muck (I recognise that a farm is a place of work of course) and I thought "hey wtf lets see if anyone on TFF can help". I’m fully prepared to pay for the privilege and I’m 100% genuine. I live in the S of England but travel about the country a bit. I recognise that this is a very weird request and I hope no-one reading it is too horrified :). Would love to hear from anyone who could help me out.
 

Ukjay

Member
Location
Wales!
Is this for real?

Seriously - in absence of any technical detail for the reasons as to why you are asking to do such a risky thing for a farmer to allow you to do on their property, I need to ask if you have had a bump on the head, as what you are saying is concernable to say the least, even a fetish gone wrong one would say!!
 

MattDM

New Member
To clear things up, you just want to get covered in muck? I know fell in a slurry tank, luckily my legs went either side of the suction pipe and that stopped me going completely under, I was covered in slurry up to my neck, it was -2 and I had to drive home naked, it was far from a pleasure in my mind!
To clear things up, you just want to get covered in muck? I know fell in a slurry tank, luckily my legs went either side of the suction pipe and that stopped me going completely under, I was covered in slurry up to my neck, it was -2 and I had to drive home naked, it was far from a pleasure in my mind!

Yeah that's all I'm after tbh (wow, that is cold though)
 

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