How Filthy is Your Car??

[jackbbc]

Hi Everyone!!

I hope you're all having a fab January?

Have you forgotten the colour of your car because of the mud?
Too many stains on your back seats to even consider cleaning them?
Then WE WANT YOU!!

I am currently working as a Casting Researcher on a brand new online digital web series for BBC's Top Gear.

We are on the lookout for Britain's filthiest vehicle to be transformed by our Top Gear Clean Team. I have seen many threads online where people share their stories of messy cars and I thought this was excellent place to come.

For your chance to be featured and to have your car deep cleaned then please send an email with pictures of the interior and exterior to [email protected]

Hopefully there's some goodens out there!!

Jack x

 

[Cowabunga]

Who has been carrying sheep or pigs in their stinking unwashed car recently and haven't mucked it out? Should be a few about. I saw a car the other day that hadn't been touched by a cleaner in at least ten years, but while they may have been carrying hay and straw inside, I don't think it had carried any animals other than dogs. Dogs are bad but calf and sheep sh!t and pee, congealed and layered over several years takes some beating, especially if there are still stinking puddles on the floor and under the seats.

I met a lady walking the other day that I hadn't seen for years, which reminded me of her brother who used to load his Escort van up to the gunnels with sheep, including the passenger seat, until they were excreting all down his back, on the dashboard, everywhere. Haven't seen him for at least thirty years. He used to drink locally, scouting for girls, mostly those on holiday.

 

[Tony Rentokil]

Blood and snot every where,,,dragged a deer out from,a wire fence,had to be put down ,,broken legs,then helped my neighbour,take 2 rams,to market,,,shitey not whitey

 

[jackbbc]

Wow!! I mean, if you can help me find any of those sort of cars it would be greatly appreciated!!

 

[Tony Rentokil]

x trail with seats missing

 

[jackbbc]

Blood and snot every where,,,dragged a deer out from,a wire fence,had to be put down ,,broken legs,then helped my neighbour,take 2 rams,to market,,,shitey not whitey

Hi Tony,
Aw, that's such a shame about the deer. If you have any pictures of the current state of your vehicle I'd like to see some pictures of the interior and exterior. You can send them to my email [email protected] or if the file sizes are too big feel free to DM me on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/jack.norman.906/

 

[Chickcatcher]

Hi Everyone!!

I hope you're all having a fab January?

Have you forgotten the colour of your car because of the mud?
Too many stains on your back seats to even consider cleaning them?
Then WE WANT YOU!!

I am currently working as a Casting Researcher on a brand new online digital web series for BBC's Top Gear.

We are on the lookout for Britain's filthiest vehicle to be transformed by our Top Gear Clean Team. I have seen many threads online where people share their stories of messy cars and I thought this was excellent place to come.

For your chance to be featured and to have your car deep cleaned then please send an email with pictures of the interior and exterior to [email protected]

Hopefully there's some goodens out there!!

Jack x

Oh how sad I am today I had the ultimate! my X reg Discovery which I have had for about 8 years got washed yesterday 19th for the first time in that 8 years. Inside is delightful as I didn't attempt that, actually it is used the dogs as there home 24/7 and daughter's Xmas present was going to be a new pair of front seats but they never arrived.

 

[Tony Rentokil]

Jack,when I pull my lower eyelid down,its red,not green,merry christmas.

 

[hally]

Filthier than the wife....sadly

 

[Gone Shooting]

Why have your moved the post to here - dont you like what farmers feel about the BBC ? The least you could do is reply - we pay your wages after all.

 

[Hfd Cattle]

Current car been with me for 5 yrs . Never been washed and I probably never will . The rain does it for me .

 

[snarling bee]

Where are the pictures????????

 

[Chickcatcher]

Fresh seats in mine this afternoon and interior done. Good now to take the girlfriend out for a joy ride!

 

[CopperBeech]

Mate. . . . you should see the farm pajero lol.

 

[Dry Rot]

Wash the Land Rover? SHOCKED! Don't hey know the mud is there to protect the paint work and soft aluminium panelling from flying stones?

 

[Kildare]

Are you all not annoyed that this producer asks farmers for dirty cars.
I have seen some terrible cars from the general public at scrap dealers. Its a wonder the people who used them didn't get scurvy. Seats black with dirt.

 

[Spencer]

Trying a reach around hey @jackbbc. Went quiet in the other thread?