How to go to war without diesel/petrol?

[manhill]

Just listened to our leaders debating on renewables, but nothing on how we would power our military. Nuclear? Solar? Battery? Wind? Wave? Chicken sh!t? . Haven't seen any of these powering tanks and jets in Ukraine. Do they live on another planet?
Fast forward a few years and we're fighting in Europe, no wind, no nuclear, no sun, batteries run down. Our enemy has all the fossil fuel it needs. Sorry mate the charging point is out of action, there's just been a lot of trees brought down by wind. Look at those tanks rolling past, lucky buggers!

 

[M-J-G]

And our dumb fūčķ leaders gave control of our food away by raping the nations farmers.

 

[manhill]

Does the situation in Ukraine not warrant activation of COBRA?
Are our defences ready or have we still got our heads in the sand?
Are our councils more concerned with checking our bins are segregated properly than giving advice on radioactivity precautions?.
Should we have radios available for hearing government instructions?
Should we just stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye?
Should I start going to church?
Help! I don't know what to do!

 

[Henarar]

Does the situation in Ukraine not warrant activation of COBRA?
Are our defences ready or have we still got our heads in the sand?
Are our councils more concerned with checking our bins are segregated properly than giving advice on radioactivity precautions?.
Should we have radios available for hearing government instructions?
Should we just stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye?
Should I start going to church?
Help! I don't know what to do!

Panic

 

[czechmate]

Does the situation in Ukraine not warrant activation of COBRA?
Are our defences ready or have we still got our heads in the sand?
Are our councils more concerned with checking our bins are segregated properly than giving advice on radioactivity precautions?.
Should we have radios available for hearing government instructions?
Should we just stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye?
Should I start going to church?
Help! I don't know what to do!

I thought you were getting on a bit, that impressive you can still do that

 

[manhill]

I thought you were getting on a bit, that impressive you can still do that

I know, and quite difficult going to the doctor if I couldn't come back straight from that position.

 

[Mr Mackay]

Does the situation in Ukraine not warrant activation of COBRA?
Are our defences ready or have we still got our heads in the sand?
Are our councils more concerned with checking our bins are segregated properly than giving advice on radioactivity precautions?.
Should we have radios available for hearing government instructions?
Should we just stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye?
Should I start going to church?
Help! I don't know what to do!

Careful now