Sussex Martin
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- Location
- Burham Kent
I went round a straight crooked corner to see a dead donkey die, I drew my knife and shot it and it kicked me in the eye.
Next Friday I went to the picturesI went round a straight crooked corner to see a dead donkey die, I drew my knife and shot it and it kicked me in the eye.
Sherlocks extraction turned into quite an event and unfortunately my wife still looks on here occasionally to check I haven't posted any more details regarding DIY dobbin disposal. She didn't see the funny side, one bit! (The woodchipper-out-the-window suggestion went down particularly badly).
I will eventually talk her round to it..
I do still look in frequently and am amused to see references to the deceased donkey in all sorts of threads
I would have thought by now its gone rottenSome people clearly no respect for animals.... wood chippers, chainsaws? Seriously
Can you not Break it's legs fold them in and then pull it out with a mini digger.
By now its been reincarnated as a feckin hedgehog and walked out only to be eaten by a badgerI would have thought by now its gone rotten
Think we should ask @Gator s opinion - oh whoops - forgot he has no interweb thingyBy now its been reincarnated as a feckin hedgehog and walked out only to be eaten by a badger
Or in 1000 years time they dig it up for Time Team and the experts will have a field day coming up with all sorts of fancy reasons why a horse would be buried with such items ...That’s all very nice and tidy............but it ain’t very funny....
Years ago we had a horse shot on our stable yard, the owner asked us to bury it ( which was fine back then ). My cousin dug a fair hole with the JCB, slid said equine in neatly, and decided it was a pity to waste all the spare capacity when there was junk which needed disposal, so off he went and filled the bucket with various household and other crap including an old tv, which he placed carefully by the horses head, remarking in his usual strange sense of humour ‘that’ll keep him amused if there really is life after death’....
FFS, every time this thread crops up I live in hope that there will be a full and frank disclosure of the solution to this seemingly intractable problem but yet again my hopes are dashed and I am left with the crushng dissapointment of still not knowing.
@Inspector Cluedo sort this out please!
Just like zebra in a plain wrapperI head of another way of getting rid of a dead horse today..... R4 at Yorkshire Wildlife Park they were feeding roughly butchered horse to the lions.....