I’m in hospital!

Discussion in 'Manflu Corner' started by smcapstick, Jul 12, 2018 at 4:44 PM.

  1. smcapstick

    smcapstick Member

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    It just makes you feel bloody lousy (n)

    It rarely stopped me going to work but it was painful and very distracting - not ideal when loading machinery. Today's procedure was the right way to go, I reckon.

    It revealed another problem, though - high blood pressure :unsure:
     
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  2. bobk

    bobk Member

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    I had em out when I was a kid , couldn't talk for 10 days ... much to everyones pleasure , fudgein sore though .
     
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  3. smcapstick

    smcapstick Member

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    I'm bloody sore, now. I'd dearly like a few G&Ts to take the edge off... against the doctor's orders, though (n)
     
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  4. BredRedHfd

    BredRedHfd Member

    Purely medicinal tell 'em... sterilises the wound...:whistle:
     
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  5. bobk

    bobk Member

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    Ice cream they say .
     
  6. smcapstick

    smcapstick Member

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    Just had some :hungry:
     
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  7. jade35

    jade35 Member

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    My daughter was asked to keep a diary by the consultant after she had been hospitalised because her throat was so swollen she couldn't swallow antibiotics or food. Operated on 6 months later while still at uni in Twickenham.

    Do you get lots of tonsil stones as well?
     
  8. smcapstick

    smcapstick Member

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    What’s that? It sounds made-up!
     
  9. puppet

    puppet Member

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    I wondered why you could wear such a short gown without getting arrested
     
  10. Sharpy

    Sharpy Member

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    Count your blessings. The old fella that was in our place before us told the story of having his tonsils removed in the 20's. He was tied to a kitchen chair and the doctor cut them out with a pair of kitchen scissors!!! Very painful but he said the upside was he ate nothing but custard or ice cream for a fortnight........
     
  11. ARW

    ARW Member

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  12. Get well soon (y)

    At least we'll get more of your s̶a̶r̶c̶a̶s̶m̶ humour while you're impounded :p:D
     
  13. jade35

    jade35 Member

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  14. smcapstick

    smcapstick Member

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    Gosh! They're weird - how wouldn't somebody notice a block of gypsum building up in their gizzard?

    I didn't have any of those. I don't have much of anything, now!
     
  15. simmy_bull

    simmy_bull Member

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  16. smcapstick

    smcapstick Member

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    I was waiting for someone to comment on those. I should be an Instagram model :love:
     
  17. You wouldn't earn much.:rolleyes::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  18. smcapstick

    smcapstick Member

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    ...but I might bag myself a Russian oligarch :greedy::greedy::greedy:
     
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  19. Ummm, suppose it takes all sorts, but whatever turns you on :confused:
     
  20. smcapstick

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