Introduce myself

[Accountantfarmer]

Id be very worried then

lol I could end up in the silage tank

 

[phillipe]

Id be very worried then

thers someone on here thats lost his propeller in his silage tank ,job for volunteer i think

 

[Accountantfarmer]

thers someone on here thats lost his propeller in his silage tank ,job for volunteer i think

Mmm I don't think so thank you, I won't be volunteering for that one

 

[Landyman]

thers someone on here thats lost his propeller in his silage tank ,job for volunteer i think

Think that's a job for this fella
https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/honest-if-odd-search-for-open-minded-farmer.168238/

 

[Man_in_black]

Don't get carried away till you see a bikini shot. A pretty face is a big plus, but it's important to check confirmation and BCS as well

Glad you stopped before requesting FEC

 

[Landyman]

Glad you stopped before requesting FEC

He's still considering the mick dundee test though

 

[Accountantfarmer]

He's still considering the mick dundee test though

The what test ?

 

[unlacedgecko]

Glad you stopped before requesting FEC

I must hasten to add I'm very happily married to a voluptuous blonde. I was merely offering the benefit of my experience for our single members.

Re FEC, it's considered unladylike to allow anyone near your back passage before the 3rd date, or so I'm told...

 

[Landyman]

The what test ?

 

[Landyman]

I must hasten to add I'm very happily married to a voluptuous blonde. I was merely offering the benefit of my experience for our single members.

Re FEC, it's considered unladylike to allow anyone near your back passage before the 3rd date, or so I'm told...

Photo evidence of the voluptuous blonde bit may be required at some point

 

[Accountantfarmer]

Lol am defo a girl

 

[Landyman]

Our resident red head experts @Robigus & @static will be round shortly to carry out the relevant gender tests. I'm sure you will all enjoy yourselves

 

[Man_in_black]

unladylike to allow anyone near your back passage before the 3rd date,

Posh birds down Gloucester way!!

 

[unlacedgecko]

Posh birds down Gloucester way!!

I wouldn't know.

My darling wife is from Nottinghamshire, but when we met she was living in London. I'm originally from North Northumberland, but when we met I was living in Colchester.

How we ended up together in Gloucestershire is rather a long story, best told over a whiskey or 3...

 

[franklin]

Our resident red head experts @Robigus & @static will be round shortly to carry out the relevant gender tests. I'm sure you will all enjoy yourselves

Careful now - we dont want to both turn up at the same time.

 

[Accountantfarmer]

My first night in a lambing shed and it was so good being around the lambs and sheep, didn't manage to get see any lambs be born alive but was so lovely to see the lambing in action

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

My first night in a lambing shed and it was so good being around the lambs and sheep, didn't manage to get see any lambs be born alive but was so lovely to see the lambing in action

So pleasing to see that you still post once you've got what you wanted. All credit to you.

I hope you enjoy going again.

 

[Landyman]

My first night in a lambing shed and it was so good being around the lambs and sheep, didn't manage to get see any lambs be born alive but was so lovely to see the lambing in action

Bugger were they all dead

 

[Accountantfarmer]

It was sad to see and feel bad for the farmer but very grateful that I was invited to the lambing

 

[Landyman]

It was sad to see and feel bad for the farmer but very grateful that I was invited to the lambing

Shi!t happens chuck