Jeremy Clarkson “Farming Sunday Times”5-6-2022

[Pilatus]

May be of interest .

 

[Bald Rick]

A Doobie and a Jodrell…. About sums up farming

 

[Fiveospades]

I seem to have led a sheltered life and could someone please define for me and perhaps others too scared to show their complete ignorance the meanining of a Doobie and a Jodrell. I am truly serious.

 

[melted welly]

I seem to have led a sheltered life and could someone please define for me and perhaps others too scared to show their complete ignorance the meanining of a Doobie and a Jodrell. I am truly serious.

Jodrell Bank…….. = w@@k

Bob Marley smoked the other thing.

 

[Fiveospades]

Oh you mean a 'Barclays' and grass clippings. The man that never asks a question dies an ignorant man. Thank you.

 

[Pilatus]

Jodrell Bank…….. = w@@k

Bob Marley smoked the other thing.

Very discreet
I had to Google it myself, so I am also not very well educated, oh well they say you learn something everyday.
I feel lucky as I have learnt 2 things today, the above, and the Queen keeps sandwiches in her handbag .
What a fantastic sketch that was
Edited

 

[Steevo]

Very discreet
I had to Google it myself, so I am also not very well educated, oh well they say you learn something everyday.
I feel lucky as I have learnt 2 things today, the above, and the Queen keeps toast in her handbag .
What a fantastic sketch that was

Toast….?!?!

 

[Pilatus]

Toast….?!?!

Oops

 

[Goweresque]

For those who fancy reading horizontally:

 

[britishblue]

The other Sunday Times journalist Neil Oliver had an interesting talk on GB news and mentioned about the deliberate destruction of farming in the UK.

 

[roscoe erf]

Jodrell Bank…….. = w@@k

Sherman tank

 

[jendan]

Sherman tank

Whats the difference between a w**k and a tank?

 

[jendan]

Oh you mean a 'Barclays' and grass clippings. The man that never asks a question dies an ignorant man. Thank you.

I thought it meant someone who came from Dubai ?.............................not a joint.

 

[Fiveospades]

Was Frank Sinatra being cryptic when he sung 'strangers in the night'?. All that Dooby Dooby Doo etc:?.

 

[Ffermer Bach]

The other Sunday Times journalist Neil Oliver had an interesting talk on GB news and mentioned about the deliberate destruction of farming in the UK.

For that reason Boris needs to go, first priority of the state should be to ensure people are fed.

 

[Gong Farmer]

When me and some mates visited the Strawberry Bank pub in Cumbria, we decided that was also rhyming slang for it.

 

[yellow belly]

For that reason Boris needs to go, first priority of the state should be to ensure people are fed.

Changing pm or government would make no difference to agriculture policy
Defra civil servants and most of the press believe food will always be available

 

[Ffermer Bach]

Changing pm or government would make no difference to agriculture policy
Defra civil servants and most of the press believe food will always be available

I agree, but the head does ultimately set the tone for the culture, I think we have big issues with our civil servants, and we need a strong leader to try to sort out what has been allowed to happen with all our public servants.

 

[JWL]

I agree, but the head does ultimately set the tone for the culture, I think we have big issues with our civil servants, and we need a strong leader to try to sort out what has been allowed to happen with all our public servants.

Wouldn't be so bad if there's one around, they're all as bad as one another

 

[steveR]

Wouldn't be so bad if there's one around, they're all as bad as one another

Got to agree, the "offerings" to replace Bozo are hardly inspiring...