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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sid, Feb 18, 2013.
I definetly didn’t...
Is that all
Guess you are not married !
Might not be if she reads this
Bit of a conundrum here:
Gentleman arriving at a small rural station asks the ticket collector when the last return train leaves. 'Twenty to eleven', was the reply.
Gent. arrives at the station at half past ten in plenty of time for his train and is horrified to find it left a quarter of an hour and more ago. There was no mistake, the collector gave him the right time and the train left on time.
I couldn't get it when I heard this and had to be given the answer.
10:11 PM = 22:11 (twenty two eleven / twenty to eleven)
I thought it was Ur-anus, or is that asteroids and haemorrhoids?
My brother, who lives about 150 miles away, phoned me up last night for a chat and to ask if we want to meet up again halfway between us to swap Christmas presents, as usual, this year.
I said yes, but that we haven't started shopping for any presents yet.
"That's alright," he said. "Mary hasn't even told Joseph that she's expecting yet!"
A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California , walked into a jewelery store in
a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know, said the old man,
'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
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Old but gold
no its not