Kevs diary

[Kevtherev]

Live scenes at the Bristol channel

 

[Kevtherev]

This was tonight’s coastguard report
‘We are urging members of the public or fishermen to keep a look out for a male mid 60s driving a red canoe.
Said to be wearing cream chinos suede shoes and a regatta Mac.
They are also urging the public not to approach this man as he’s still waspy with his mate about the rain and may bite’

 

[Bob the beef]

This was tonight’s coastguard report
‘We are urging members of the public or fishermen to keep a look out for a male mid 50s driving a red canoe.
Said to be wearing cream chinos suede shoes and a regatta Mac.
They are also urging the public not to approach this man as he’s still waspy with his mate about the rain and may bite’

Hope you have him well insured

 

[Cab-over Pete]

f**king mid 50s ?????

You and I really ARE heading for a scrap!!!

 

[Steevo]

I kept an eye out for him as he went past. I couldn’t hear very well what he was shouting but he was waving frantically with both arms so I’m pretty sure he was enjoying himself!

 

[Cab-over Pete]

I was shouting “Oi!!! Steevo!!! Is that my digger?!!”

 

[Steevo]

I was shouting “Oi!!! Steevo!!! Is that my digger?!!”

Thank goodness for that! I did wonder if you were passing comment on the trench I was digging…!

It started off straight…I promise!

 

[Karliboy]

Live scenes at the Bristol channelView attachment 988867

Good cloud off dust behind peters new fandangled lime spreader out in the middle of nowhere.
must have got his floatation wheels on now to be on the Bristol Chanel.
I do feel he’s been hard done by though as kev the gaffer is sneakily checking on him from his Learjet

 

[Kevtherev]

f**king mid 50s ?????

You and I really ARE heading for a scrap!!!

Edited it for you

 

[Kevtherev]

I kept an eye out for him as he went past. I couldn’t hear very well what he was shouting but he was waving frantically with both arms so I’m pretty sure he was enjoying himself!

You need to buy a catapult and pick some damsons

 

[Bob the beef]

Edited it for you

He ‘ s gonna love you for that

 

[Kevtherev]

 

[Kevtherev]

Good cloud off dust behind peters new fandangled lime spreader out in the middle of nowhere.
must have got his floatation wheels on now to be on the Bristol Chanel.
I do feel he’s been hard done by though as kev the gaffer is sneakily checking on him from his Learjet

Learjet run out of diesel

 

[Steevo]

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Is that a decoy? Or is he all washed up with nowhere to go?

Some campists use their canoe for a tent come to think of it…

 

[Kevtherev]

Is that a decoy? Or is he all washed up with nowhere to go?

Some campists use their canoe for a tent come to think of it…

Still at large I think

 

[Bob the beef]

He’s a bit embarrassed that we’ve found out he’s older than we thought

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

I’ve sent out the rescue team for him .

 

[Steevo]

I’ve sent out the rescue team for him . View attachment 988879

Is that the coroners van…?!

 

[Cab-over Pete]

I got into a bit of trouble when Kev roared by in his 70 footer and the waves in his wake capsized the canoe.

Luckily, a craft laden with lovely ladies came to my rescue and when Kev went round again in a supposed bid to pluck me from the water, the ladies showed him what the thought of his nautical skills.

 

[Tarw Coch]

I got into a bit of trouble when Kev roared by in his 70 footer and the waves in his wake capsized the canoe.

Luckily, a craft laden with lovely ladies came to my rescue and when Kev went round again in a supposed bid to pluck me from the water, the ladies showed him what the thought of his nautical skills.

If that’s what they showed Kev, what did they show you?


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