Moat bank collapsing

[roscoe erf]

you can repair the bank with metal cage gab-ions or these nets the ea use

 

[Bald Rick]

and your enemies die laughing

My ancestors tried it with the Romans.

Unfortunately, they ignored the threat (it was cold that day), crossed the Strait and kick the sh!t out of us.
Bit like the Scousers coming here for summer hols tbh

 

[lloyd]

Moat collapsing .
If you have a problem,if no one else can help,
and you can find him ,maybe you can hire the river Lugg farmer.
Terms and conditions and lots of paperwork will undoubtedly apply.

 

[betweenthelines]

Well old boy, we've had a similar problem at @betweenthelines Towers!

Lady B thinks it's the swans doing the damage but I think it's the Kingfishers when they go after the trout.

Told Jeeves and young Mellors to keep their eyes on things but those scoundrels can't take their eyes of the pastry cook and the scullery maid

Damn servants never been the same since they got the vote!

 

[Laggard]

Saw this today, would it make it into “quick fixes, bodges and creations”?