Moving on

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mr Charisma, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. I don't remember, i'd lost interest by then :banghead:
     
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  2. Bald Rick

    Bald Rick Member

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    Guessing @Pieces_of_Eight went home with the bloke then ....
     
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  3. I just knew someone would suggest that.

    Definitely didn't. I think I'd remember.
     
  4. Mr Charisma

    Mr Charisma Member

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    Not if your drink got spiked with rehipnol :)
     
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  5. Wooly

    Wooly Member

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    :ROFLMAO::):D

    Well good luck with her !
    I’m glad you are keeping us informed of the juicy bits and not just the boring.... I mean less interesting bits. :rolleyes:


    You know to much about this. Have you got some for the young ladies coffee !?! :whistle:
     
  6. Mr Charisma

    Mr Charisma Member

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    No but I have a friend who was rehipnoled on holiday and she was ill for 3 days
     
  7. And remember if you get serious with any of these ladies you’re wallet will be a lot lighter too.
     

  8. Worrying stuff with girls at uni:eek:
     
  9. Lads that do that are the lowest, the very lowest, not trying to make light of it but an employer ofmine years ago said 'Easy prey is no prey for the hunter', and I agree.
    If you can't get it , up your game don't cheat at it.
     
  10. Mr Charisma

    Mr Charisma Member

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    There won't be much left in my wallet by the time we have finished this little excersize anyway. :-(
     
  11. Mr Charisma

    Mr Charisma Member

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    After going out on manoeuvres yesterday afternoon I thought I ought to report back to the debriefing room ,,,,,,, had a very pleasant afternoon with a lady who I would love to get to know better , she as every other woman I know is concerned that I'm getting myself out there to soon but she did say that everyone is different with how they deal with the crap you have to go through in a divorce . Time will tell
     
  12. bkg

    bkg Member

    "After going out on manoeuvres yesterday afternoon I thought I ought to report back to the debriefing room"

    ;) the above statement made me laugh, keep up the good work and your chin up, all the best for the future.
     
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  13. Wooly

    Wooly Member

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    Romney Marsh
    Out on manoeuvres without even letting a shot off !! :rolleyes:
     
  14. Mr Charisma

    Mr Charisma Member

    Location:
    stratford on Avon
    I've only got blanks anyway ,,,,, so lots of noise but little collateral damage
     
  15. Mr Charisma

    Mr Charisma Member

    Location:
    stratford on Avon
    Just a bit of housekeeping to keep this thread nice and tidy !!!!

    So I had just better mention that this morning the scales tipped the 5 stone lost .
    So another 3 1/2 pounds and it will be goodbye 16 something and hello 15 something
     
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  16. Skinny wretch.
     
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  17. Blod

    Blod Member

    Edit. Wrong thread!
     
  18. What if you get a younger model ,might have to have reversal
     
  19. Flat 10

    Flat 10 Member

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    Fen Edge
    When are you going to stop? You are a big chap so you don’t want to go to far and look like a skeleton....,
     
  20. Mr Charisma

    Mr Charisma Member

    Location:
    stratford on Avon
    Hmmm , a bit to go yet , I'm a bit of a enigma to the fatty club and at the doctors , at fatty club a couple of weeks ago the club leader said that we had ought to set my target weight so I have something to aim for , I also get to go to club for no expense as long as I'm within 3 pounds either side of target , both fatty club and doctors say I ought to be mid 13 stone by their charts but that's being a normal frame , so they dragged me up one night and threw my quandary to the ladies , and they all came up with a figure of 13 to 14 , so she dragged two of them up to measure my chest and at that point they realised I've got a big frame , so they all came to the conclusion that this chap who has got a fairly big frame and wasn't going to be a 13 stone man ,,, cut to the chase we are looking at around 15 stone 3 pounds target , which gives me the lea way of anything from 15 to 15 1/2,stone ,,,,,,,,, so I've got around 12 pounds to go
     

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