My lawn is deader than your lawn thread
- Thread starter Bald Rick
- Start date
Baling Hay
Member
Thistles are thriving!
TBH, I've helped things along by running over it with the forklift to gain access to another part of the garden. This is turning into a proper British drought. Not like these limp todger, unhappy vagina Aussie droughts. It's the droughtiest drought since droughts began in 1173.
Ladder's keeled over and died though....
choochter
Member
- Location
- aberdeenshire
How do you know that there was an drought in 1173 and any more droughts between 1173 and the middle of 1189?TBH, I've helped things along by running over it with the forklift to gain access to another part of the garden. This is turning into a proper British drought. Not like these limp todger, unhappy vagina Aussie droughts. It's the droughtiest drought since droughts began in 1173.
- Location
- Bedfordshire
Clive's lawn must be deader than that.
- Location
- Bedfordshire
And self-distancing chairsOk .. beat this for dying ....
- Location
- Cornwall.
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I've done my research.
I think you've definitely won the steepest lawn competitionOk .. beat this for dying ....
do you have to mow it from the ladder?
Tomr10
Member
How much scrap is in them bushesOk .. beat this for dying ....
@Bald Rick , you’ve been splashing the cash on garden furniture there, those chairs are lovely. I should know as we have two three legged versions of your super deluxe four leggers, you have to sit carefully or over you go!
When did it get overgrazed?Ok .. beat this for dying ....
- Location
- S E Glos
Is there a hosepipe ban in Anglesey?
- Location
- Ceredigion
My lawn reseeded 3 months ago with that seed the forum experts.said was cheap rubbish [emoji3]
- Location
- Cornwall.
- Location
- Breckland
This is hardly a lawn but hasn't really recovered from the 2018 drought. Not even been cut this year!
Yes that’s cheap rubbish! Your lawn isn’t supposed to be able to graze a herd of cows every 21 days!My lawn reseeded 3 months ago with that seed the forum experts.said was cheap rubbish [emoji3]
- Location
- Ceredigion
I've cut it 4 times already. But 100 units of N was a bit over the topYes that’s cheap rubbish! Your lawn isn’t supposed to be able to graze a herd of cows every 21 days!
Is there a hosepipe ban in Anglesey?
Ah well .... I blame the terrier.
He doesn’t hurry his evening routine and I want to go to bed so I demonstrate what’s expected ...
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