New survey puts farmers on top.

[Greythundercloudys]

Good news for farmers at last, farmer come top of survey about something.

 

[Shughie McFee]

on top of what ? compost heap ?

 

[Greythundercloudys]

No, sex.

 

[primmiemoo]

Good-oh.

 

[Shughie McFee]

sex on top of compost heap ?

 

[jed]

Longest hours worked !
Worst return on capital invested!
Most likely to get shagged over by a hard brexit!
Industry most affected by crappy weather
Pray tell us suspense is killing me?

 

[Greythundercloudys]

Go on the sun online and read it, top is farmers, bottom hairdressers, lv always thought all those wee blondie hairdresser are well up for it. But farmers are the best.

 

[Derrick Hughes]

Your all heroes im my eyes .
From the wheat farmer who cant sow his winter crops to the livestock farmer whos bringing his stock in a good Month earlier than normal
As Mr Tesco sits in his warm office planning his next move to undercut his opposition

 

[CharcoalWally]

In response, over 33% of farmers claimed. to have sex every day , and 66% rated their performance as "incredible. "

Clearly the survey was conducted among sheep farmers who regularly lamb 200% outdoors. .......???

 

[Bald Rick]

In response, over 33% of farmers claimed. to have sex every day , and 66% rated their performance as "incredible. "

Clearly the survey was conducted among sheep farmers who regularly lamb 200% outdoors. .......???

Seeing as the average age of a U.K. farmer is around 60, and having first hand experience of being in & around that age (incredible I know) , I would put the figure at nearer 64%

 

[sticky]

I want to know who's having my share!

 

[Goweresque]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10123730/farmers-incredible-sex-life-bed/

In other news farmers are also revealed as biggest liars........

 

[Bald Rick]

I want to know who's having my share!

You should have sex with someone you love














Is it wrong to love yourself?

 

[CharcoalWally]

What? Only once a day???

 

[CharcoalWally]

You should have sex with someone you love














Is it wrong to love yourself?

Self love is no love...........?

 

[Derrick Hughes]

Self love is no love...........[emoji123]

If you dont love yourself how can you expect anyone else to

 

[Hfd Cattle]

I want to know who's having my share!

More to the question ...who with ?

 

[Lewis821]

Only as its been too wet to do any other sowing!

In october 2005 we were rained off from liftings spuds and as we had been doing long days 7 days a week through cereal harvest then onions, we were sent home early! 3 of us have children with birthdays within 5 days of eachother ?

 

[livestock 1]

I’ve had a couple of hairdressers. Wouldn’t put them bottom for sex though, nearer the top. Bloody pain trying to get a haircut though

 

[puppet]

I’ve had a couple of hairdressers. Wouldn’t put them bottom for sex though, nearer the top. Bloody pain trying to get a haircut though

What, at the same time? Did you get a blow-dry?