NHS Covid 19 app.

[Still Farming]

NHS Covid-19 app: One million downloads of contact tracer for England and Wales

Users are being urged to install the app to protect themselves and others against the resurgent virus.

www.bbc.com

 

[Still Farming]

Not certain if works in this senario?

 

[Pasty]

But the WHO have just said people with no symptoms are unlikely to spread it.

 

[Princess Pooper]

Imperial College are doing a research project for NHS where home test kits are being sent to people at random. The idea is if you have NO symptoms and have NOT had a recent test, you send a test in. That way they can get some sort of indication how much asymptomatic infection is out there. Prince Pooper was selected and sent one in today, a friend of ours did one about 2 weeks ago.

 

[Pasty]

Imperial College are doing a research project for NHS where home test kits are being sent to people at random. The idea is if you have NO symptoms and have NOT had a recent test, you send a test in. That way they can get some sort of indication how much asymptomatic infection is out there. Prince Pooper was selected and sent one in today, a friend of ours did one about 2 weeks ago.

Another Bill Gates foundation lot. Same as Gavi, WHO blah blah. I'll give them a sample if they want. Maybe not what they asked for. This is a one way street and people are not waking up.

 

[Princess Pooper]

Another Bill Gates foundation lot. Same as Gavi, WHO blah blah. I'll give them a sample if they want. Maybe not what they asked for. This is a one way street and people are not waking up.

Yeah, cos they're dying. Night night.

 

[Pasty]

Yeah, cos they're dying. Night night.

People die.

 

[Boohoo]

But the WHO have just said people with no symptoms are unlikely to spread it.

The WHO haven't been able to make up their mind about anything since the virus appeared, best to ignore their advice.

 

[Pasty]

The WHO haven't been able to make up their mind about anything since the virus appeared, best to ignore their advice.

Totally agree.

 

[Daddy Pig]

just received a letter from the office for national statics asking us to take part in random testing, they will come to us to take test, then once a week for a month and then once a month for a year so 16 tests in total.

 

[arcobob]

Imperial College are doing a research project for NHS where home test kits are being sent to people at random. The idea is if you have NO symptoms and have NOT had a recent test, you send a test in. That way they can get some sort of indication how much asymptomatic infection is out there. Prince Pooper was selected and sent one in today, a friend of ours did one about 2 weeks ago.

I did about a moth ago. Result negative

 

[Hindsight]

just received a letter from the office for national statics asking us to take part in random testing, they will come to us to take test, then once a week for a month and then once a month for a year so 16 tests in total.

Good. I hope you are going to participate. Cheers.

 

[Vader]

just received a letter from the office for national statics asking us to take part in random testing, they will come to us to take test, then once a week for a month and then once a month for a year so 16 tests in total.

They will get told where to stick it if I get 1.
Been waiting on a ct scan now for 3 months to check a suspect lump.
Should be treating waiting lists not pissing about making more work.

 

[Chopsy Varmint]

They will get told where to stick it if I get 1.
Been waiting on a ct scan now for 3 months to check a suspect lump.
Should be treating waiting lists not pissing about making more work.

Agreed. 'The squeaky wheel gets the most oil' seems to be the new philosophy for GPs these days. Hopefully you can hassle and nag your doctor enough to get seen soon, or maybe a trip to A&E is in order because as far as you're concerned it could be becoming an emergency?

 

[Daddy Pig]

Good. I hope you are going to participate. Cheers.

We will, not least because they will pay us £400 each for doing so including the kids

 

[Gong Farmer]

The WHO haven't been able to make up their mind about anything since the virus appeared, best to ignore their advice.

Wait a few days, they'll be saying the opposite.

 

[Muck Spreader]

So, who has downloaded this app? I am hearing that it will only accept a positive result from a Lighthouse lab not a NHS, PHE or ONS result. Also, if you use the QR code check-in eg at a restaurant, it only checks you in and will only check you out at midnight. Ruddy useless by the sound of it, as usual.

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

We will, not least because they will pay us £400 each for doing so including the kids

Where do we sign up ? [emoji849]

 

[Daddy Pig]

Where do we sign up ? [emoji849]

Invitation only im afraid.

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

Invitation only im afraid.

I never get invited anywhere so that’s me out of the equation .