No £ucking toilet paper!

[Surgery]

wife just come back from shopping , shelves clear of tins long life milf and nothing to wipe your backside with !!

 

[puntabrava]

wife just come back from shopping , shelves clear of tins long life milf and nothing to wipe your backside with !!

These ‘’long life milfs’’, are they just a Waitrose thing or do Tesco’s have availability?

 

[Surgery]

These ‘’long life milfs’’, are they just a Waitrose thing or do Tesco’s have availability?

oops , hope she doesn’t see that!

 

[Boohoo]

It's as busy as the week before Christmas. Alcohol is selling well too, people have got their priorities right.

 

[Bald Rick]

Toilet paper is soooo yesterday ....

Plus you won’t have to go through the embarrassment of refusing to shake hands.

Thank me later

 

[Still Farming]

That's what newspapers are for???

 

[primmiemoo]

But we live in a, er, digital age.

Paperless.

 

[Bald Rick]

But we live in a, er, digital age.

Paperless.

That’s what I say.

Work it out with a pencil

 

[Red Fred]

Use a washable sponge like the Romans. Or little squares of the Daily Mail on a string like grandad used to use

 

[primmiemoo]

Dock leaf.

Foxglove leaf.

Not nettles.

 

[JD6920s]

Use a washable sponge like the Romans. Or little squares of the Daily Mail on a string like grandad used to use

Daily mail would be no good, it’s already full of sh1t!

 

[pappuller]

Sitting here thinking of alternative wiping media. I'll stick with the tried and tested I think [emoji23]

 

[wanton dwarf]

I wonder if the UK just isn't going to get the normal stock levels it's used to.

Germany & France are banning exports of Masks & Protective clothing.

China has only sent out 50% of the ships it normally does in the past 4 weeks. A car dealer sent someone over to China to fetch keyfobs in a suitcase because they'd run out.


Will we continue to get the "Blame it on the horders" propaganda or are we seeing the fact supplies are already being rationed.

 

[holywell farmer]

wife just come back from shopping , shelves clear of tins long life milf and nothing to wipe your backside with !!

Use the daily mirror

 

[Bald Rick]

Use the daily mirror

Using a mirror really is kinky

 

[caveman]

But we live in a, er, digital age.

Paperless.

 

[Foregoneconclusion]

Dock leaf.

Foxglove leaf.

Not nettles.

The foxglove suggestion is a good one as there's a double benefit given its medicinal properties..it'll help keep you regular?
?

 

[Surgery]

Popped down the local village shop first thing , emptied them out of andrex so if anyone wants a posh wipe please see classified section , will do a deal on baulk!

 

[Hindsight]

Popped down the local village shop first thing , emptied them out of andrex so if anyone wants a posh wipe please see classified section , will do a deal on baulk!

Any good condition secondhand pre-used available - bit tight on pennies.

 

[Optimus]

My mate bought a few palets of polish bog roll few years ago.its scented an has Xmas trees on it.he could never sell it.maybe his time to cash in has finally come!