Hello,
Now I appreciate that this post will no doubt cause a collective rolling of eyes, however, if you don't ask you don't get and, at the very least it may give some of you a laugh. So here goes.
I am looking for somewhere to use as a location for an adult scene, not a film shoot or anything like this, I am (rather embarrassingly) in a situation where I enjoy what is called wet and messy play - think playing with your food or making mud pies on a grand scale***. I have a lady friend who would like to enjoy a few hours being covered in mess and mud to get her kicks and I am looking for a discrete location where, for the application of a few rolled up notes, I could make this happen.
We are looking for a place, field, barn, stable - where the two of us could play this out, and, whereas I could most likely find a location, I don't want to trespass or cause offence to professionals in your industry. I would rather hire somewhere, be safe and then bugger off.
I would be happy to sign disclaimers or waivers for the use of the location, however, there will be minimal risk and you would be in a position of complete deniability. To be honest, the risk assessment is minimal.
I would appreciate it if anyone can help... Thank you in advance, I hope I have at least brightened your day...
Rich
*** It is a pain the the a*se at times, getting your jollies making a mess means all that cleaning up and fuss, {sigh} such is life...
Now I appreciate that this post will no doubt cause a collective rolling of eyes, however, if you don't ask you don't get and, at the very least it may give some of you a laugh. So here goes.
I am looking for somewhere to use as a location for an adult scene, not a film shoot or anything like this, I am (rather embarrassingly) in a situation where I enjoy what is called wet and messy play - think playing with your food or making mud pies on a grand scale***. I have a lady friend who would like to enjoy a few hours being covered in mess and mud to get her kicks and I am looking for a discrete location where, for the application of a few rolled up notes, I could make this happen.
We are looking for a place, field, barn, stable - where the two of us could play this out, and, whereas I could most likely find a location, I don't want to trespass or cause offence to professionals in your industry. I would rather hire somewhere, be safe and then bugger off.
I would be happy to sign disclaimers or waivers for the use of the location, however, there will be minimal risk and you would be in a position of complete deniability. To be honest, the risk assessment is minimal.
I would appreciate it if anyone can help... Thank you in advance, I hope I have at least brightened your day...
Rich
*** It is a pain the the a*se at times, getting your jollies making a mess means all that cleaning up and fuss, {sigh} such is life...
and thank you, if I do no more than raise a smile, I'll be happy! 
