Old sayings

[kneedeep]

If you've grass in may sell a cow
If you've no grass in may buy a cow
( true in last 13 months here)
Old veg merchants favourite;
"You're allus better to sell and rue, than not sell and rue!"

 

[Flossie]

Try nothing and see where that gets you

 

[Old Boar]

the F***ing f***ers f***ed

 

[Cyril]

Not fit for a ruck o thorns to be out

 

[Cyril]

Slow eater ner do well

 

[jade35]

Slow eater ner do well

Is that for stock or people ?

 

[robbie]

cant sh!t for muck...
can apply to animals and people here in norfolk.

 

[Cyril]

Is that for stock or people ?

Both

 

[DrWazzock]

Cock sure. (Over confident, cocky)

He is a bit cock sure.

 

[multipower]

Be careful what you wish for

 

[Cyril]

Not fit for a ruck o thorns to be out.

There's three things in life that you will never see ................

A satisfied farmer
A dead donkey
Or a vicar with red hair. ( Think about it! )

 

[Baker9]

Bank manager once told me " 3 sure ways to lose money, fast woman, slow horses and suckler cows". No, I did not get the loan...

The first is the most fun, The second is the most certain and the third is the quickest

 

[Gormers]

Grandad said "In farming its not what you can do with, but what can you do without" in a thick Yorkshire accent.