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Farmer Roy

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Arable Farmer
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what sort of pickup do you drive anyway :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Kiwi Pete

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Livestock Farmer
New pickup is that
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We were just talking about effeminate rural vehicles the other day with @Pheasant Surprise
He likes pickups too :love:
Our findings were that they are all great, really, just keep the dogs away from some (y)
Blokes down here call them utes because that's a bit easier to spell, and thus leaves the mind clear for tracking dinosaurs. :)
 

Kiwi Pete

Member
Livestock Farmer
But you can get a dinosaurus rex in a pickup but you can't get one in a ut whatever that is :D
Roy has a wee thing for dinosaurs and other creatures that didn't keep up.
Very cruel race, the Australians.
Terribly brash and cutting, compared to us civilised New Zealanders.
But pickups are a no-no here, we are also simple minded folk and a pickup is actually slang for either a rendezvous with a "lady of the night", or a drug deal. :eek:
Neither of which are a good look in the farm ute. :confused:

Clear as mud? (n)

Anyway, we'd better crack on with why 1000 acres is a lonely place without a horse to cry on :):cry: or I'll be just another foreigner, wrecking what was an entertaining, yet sad, thread. :oops::cautious::cautious:
 
We were just talking about effeminate rural vehicles the other day with @Pheasant Surprise
He likes pickups too :love:
Our findings were that they are all great, really, just keep the dogs away from some (y)
Blokes down here call them utes because that's a bit easier to spell, and thus leaves the mind clear for tracking dinosaurs. :)
They're not utes, pickups or trucks, they are “little poof chariots that rust in half when a dog p!sses beside it” :ROFLMAO:(y)
 
Roy has a wee thing for dinosaurs and other creatures that didn't keep up.
Very cruel race, the Australians.
Terribly brash and cutting, compared to us civilised New Zealanders.
But pickups are a no-no here, we are also simple minded folk and a pickup is actually slang for either a rendezvous with a "lady of the night", or a drug deal. :eek:
Neither of which are a good look in the farm ute. :confused:

Clear as mud? (n)

Anyway, we'd better crack on with why 1000 acres is a lonely place without a horse to cry on :):cry: or I'll be just another foreigner, wrecking what was an entertaining, yet sad, thread. :oops::cautious::cautious:

A chassis/cab version of a HiLux type vehicle with a full width flat tray and drop sides is so much more useful than what is sold in the UK as a pickup [emoji6]
 

SFI - What % were you taking out of production?

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Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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