Petes Pallets

[Kevtherev]

After having problems receiving some palletised goods of late we had a discussion today of how to improve the pallet delivery system.
We’ve decided on a new revolutionary contactless delivery method.
We just tip them out at your delivery address then feck off.
No signature needed no hassle delivery on the dot.

 

[Kevtherev]

 

[Kevtherev]

Some of our woodlouse friendly pallets

 

[Kevtherev]

@Cab-over Pete delivery van

 

[JeepJeep]

Do it cheaper with a Sherpa but others know best...

That Red ones a Beauty.

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Are we still doing international runs?

Im a bit bothered about the channel crossing after Brexit. And if I’ll be back for bacon rolls at the cafe for breakfast

 

[Kevtherev]

Are we still doing international runs?

Im a bit bothered about the channel crossing after Brexit. And if I’ll be back for bacon rolls at the cafe for breakfast

Ask our European correspondent @Shovelhands

 

[br jones]

Sorry chaps ,youre a bit late to the party ,hermes do this as a norm

 

[Shovelhands]

Ask our European correspondent @Shovelhands

Kev, im sorry to report that I am currently having some troubles with our European partners......

 

[yellowbelly]

Kev, im sorry to report that I am currently having some troubles with our European partners......

.................but you're 'working very hard' with them to reach an agreement that is amicable to all parties.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard it all somewhere before

 

[Dave W]

Will @Kevtherev and @Cab-over Pete finally be able to deliver those holes I ordered of them years ago?
How many can you get on a pallet?

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Sorry chaps ,youre a bit late to the party ,hermes do this as a norm

Yes, but you’re missing the point. When Hermes arrive, you have to use a forklift truck to unload. When WE arrive, we just tip and run, saving the customer time and the expense of the forklift.

We don’t just dream these ideas up you know.

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Kev, im sorry to report that I am currently having some troubles with our European partners......

I said you really ought to learn French language.

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Will @Kevtherev and @Cab-over Pete finally be able to deliver those holes I ordered of them years ago?
How many can you get on a pallet?

That’s entirely dependent on the size of the pallet.

I thought we had delivered those, albeit a bit late. Are you sure they weren’t “lost” when your bloke asked me to unload them next to the council flats?

 

[spanners and hammers]

if i am not in ,,, are you happy to tip on next doors drive ??

 

[Kevtherev]

Will @Kevtherev and @Cab-over Pete finally be able to deliver those holes I ordered of them years ago?
How many can you get on a pallet?

Depends on size and depth and if they are standard stock holes or special order

 

[yellowbelly]

Will @Kevtherev and @Cab-over Pete finally be able to deliver those holes I ordered of them years ago?
How many can you get on a pallet?

In my experience, it's not easy stacking holes onto pallets -

1. it's very difficult to know how many you've got on one,

and

2. the blighters keep slipping through the gaps in the lathes.

 

[Fromebridge]

In my experience, it's not easy stacking holes onto pallets -

1. it's very difficult to know how many you've got on one,

and

2. the blighters keep slipping through the gaps in the lathes.

You obviously don't strap them down hard enough.

 

[br jones]

Yes, but you’re missing the point. When Hermes arrive, you have to use a forklift truck to unload. When WE arrive, we just tip and run, saving the customer time and the expense of the forklift.

We don’t just dream these ideas up you know.

You clearly havnt thougt this thru ,not eeryone needs a pallet ,but everybody needs a fridge ,could you apply the tip and run procedure to fridges ?

 

[Bongodog]

Can';t be worse than Tuffnells, one order to deliver with 8 bundles. Took 4 vans over 3 days to complete the job