Ploughing Banter - aka did the earth move for you ;)

[Howard150]

Eyup Massey but seein as you mentioned it.....banter n'all.....fame at last!
Just been in a famous film - Schindler's Lift!

Just joking - but not to detract from Oskar Schindler or the same establishment now trying to take over by stealth what Hitler could not achieve by war.

Oskar Schindler must rate as one of the most humanitarian beings ever to walk this Earth

 

[Howard150]

Eyup Massey - coming on apace Nah then. Otherwise none too bad considering the ground. Where did you end up?
Bin ere before though methinks!

Have a quick word with Richard Wilson!

 

[Petetheploughman]

View attachment 602888 Eyup Massey - coming on apace Nah then. Otherwise none too bad considering the ground. Where did you end up?
Bin ere before though methinks!

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Have a quick word with Richard Wilson!

I did and he replied...

 

[massey765]

View attachment 602888 Eyup Massey - coming on apace Nah then. Otherwise none too bad considering the ground. Where did you end up?
Bin ere before though methinks!

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Have a quick word with Richard Wilson!

I buggered off before results were read out..but Richard Wilson rang when I was 3 miles down the road and said I had won a grease cartridge for my efforts, which equates to third...christ if I could have remembered wot bit should have been where and listened ta wot i wuz told .....ya never know wot could happen

 

[Howard150]

I buggered off before results were read out..but Richard Wilson rang when I was 3 miles down the road and said I had won a grease cartridge for my efforts, which equates to third...christ if I could have remembered wot bit should have been where and listened ta wot i wuz told .....ya never know wot could happen

Fairly sure somebody will corect me but it’s a similar scenario to Les Dawson and Eric Morecambes piano playing when all the right notes are in there - just in the wrong order!

Keep it up. Definite improvement

 

[massey765]

Hey sh!t flinger...you haven't bin talkin to my tother half about keepin it up have yer?

 

[Howard150]

Hey sh!t flinger...you haven't bin talkin to my tother half about keepin it up have yer?

Nah. As if. Don't jest or brag about that kind of thing in this neck o'the woods. Then again a man has to stand up for what's right when the goin gets tough..........

Thought of the day for you here though: Albert Einstein once said 'you have to learn the rules of the game then play better than everybody else'

 

[Petetheploughman]

What size are the bolts you need to bolt the legs to the frame on a TS 59?

 

[Pennine Ploughing]

What size are the bolts you need to bolt the legs to the frame on a TS 59?

they are 3/4" x 3.1/2"

 

[massey765]

What size are the bolts you need to bolt the legs to the frame on a TS 59?

Oh this the banter department

 

[Pennine Ploughing]

Oh this the banter department

he is asking about bolts, not nuts

 

[Petetheploughman]

Oh this the banter department

This is the Competition Ploughing forum.

 

[arcobob]

This is the Competition Ploughing forum.

They`re all nuts on here

 

[Ray996]

They`re all nuts on here

Also seems to be vandal winde up merchants here to!

 

[Howard150]

All joking apart then a very Merry and Happy Christmas to all (yes every man jack o' you) the regulars on here with the very best wishes for the New Year.... and that includes you Llamedos ee'n if tha's unable ter got thi ead aroun talkin proper all'ot while.....but then agin a' waint odd it aginst tha!

 

[Cordiale]

All joking apart then a very Merry and Happy Christmas to all the regulars on here with the very best wishes for the New Year.... and that includes you Llamedos ee'n if tha's unable ter got thi ead round talkin proper all'ot while.....

I concur with the first bit that is, because I don't understand a word after Llamedos. Compliments of the season to all.

 

[massey765]

Happy bleddy Christmas everybody. .......if I hear noddy holder again

 

[Pennine Ploughing]

Happy bleddy Christmas everybody. .......if I hear noddy holder again

Merry Christmas everyone,

Noddy Holder has nothing on Chris Rea, he`s been driving home for Christmas since 1988,
will someone please bloody buy him a satnav

 

[Howard150]

Happy bleddy Christmas everybody. .......if I hear noddy holder again

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas to you too Ben

 

[massey765]

Well......just so as post this in right department...bin ta tern valley today for a bit of plooin and a bit of crac

Scored better in the crack department than the plooin

Ment up with Roy Stokes .Tony m and that pillock dealer

I Was plooin sh!t into a plot next to a gurt heap of sh!t and took a lot of sh!t in the tent after

George had a blow out on the way home

So apart from the glorious weather there was plenty of sh!t about taday