Ploughing Banter - aka did the earth move for you ;)

[Tonym]

Well......just so as post this in right department...bin ta tern valley today for a bit of plooin and a bit of crac

Scored better in the crack department than the plooin

Ment up with Roy Stokes .Tony m and that pillock dealer

I Was plooin sh!t into a plot next to a gurt heap of sh!t and took a lot of sh!t in the tent after

George had a blow out on the way home
So apart from the glorious weather there was plenty of sh!t about taday

Nice to meet up and put a face to a name. Glad to see you have got that stealer Dealer bloke weighed up.

 

[Dealer]

Your over doing your plooin ability again massey 765 .sh1!s useful sometimes not sure them trenches will be useful to deep for the bedforma so they are having to go round thiy plot

As for Tony M has a short memory. Can't even remember which end of his plot is wider than tother .

As for the crack that's where Rogers air went from his tyre.

See you in the autumn if they can find you way back down our way .

 

[massey765]

day out at york auction......bought a new genuine tcn mouldboard for £60......... met up with howards cousin.......had a bit of crack.......saw a kiddies dummy dropped in the dust........howards cousin said summat about him as sells a lot of oil would ave lost it

 

[ploughman61]

Well seen it all now Ray Ogden turned up on ford 4000 with no cab to Reasby yfc ploughing match dressed it just a mankeeny, all in aid of air ambulance well done Ray , hope you've warmed up by now

 

[ploughman61]

Your over doing your plooin ability again massey 765 .sh1!s useful sometimes not sure them trenches will be useful to deep for the bedforma so they are having to go round thiy plot

As for Tony M has a short memory. Can't even remember which end of his plot is wider than tother .

As for the crack that's where Rogers air went from his tyre.

See you in the autumn if they can find you way back down our way .

You finish wrong way and still get second place, don't belive it.

 

[ploughman61]

You finish wrong way and still get second place, don't belive it.

And thats with two national coaches judging you

 

[Dealer]

I wish lol

Not seen the scores yet as I decided that a quick exit to stop you extracting the urine.

I think they have added them up wrong so I made 4th place

I got 3 from one judge for the finish .( best one I have done all season) not sure about the other one think it was 12. Ploughed ok just forgot to go to the other end on the third from last run, once I got the front wheels on the plot it was to late so decided to finish wrong way instead of having wheel marks deducted

Still beat . Tony m .

 

[ploughman61]

I wish lol

Not seen the scores yet as I decided that a quick exit to stop you extracting the urine.

I think they have added them up wrong so I made 4th place

I got 3 from one judge for the finish .( best one I have done all season) not sure about the other one think it was 12. Ploughed ok just forgot to go to the other end on the third from last run, once I got the front wheels on the plot it was to late so decided to finish wrong way instead of having wheel marks deducted

Still beat . Tony m .

You ploughed well again apart from the finish which was wrong way

 

[ploughman61]

You ploughed well again apart from the finish which was wrong way

Yòu were given out as second, honest.

 

[Tonym]

Still beat . Tony m .[/QUOTE]

Not if the judges had not been wearing blinkers and the complete lack of stewards.
-3 points one end and -12 the other end plus 20 points penalty leaves your score 35 short.

 

[ploughman61]

Still beat . Tony m .

Not if the judges had not been wearing blinkers and the complete lack of stewards.
-3 points one end and -12 the other end plus 20 points penalty leaves your score 35 short.[/QUOTE]
3+12 =15 -20 = - 5 ?

 

[Dealer]

Ah .but.

Judge a said I would have had 13 from him but as there were no stewards to deduct the penalty he deducted 10 from the mark I had hence the 3 points

He was expecting the other judge to do the same

So I am 10 better than I should have been

12+13= 25. Less 20. =5

I was given 15 . Overall.

212 .- 198. = 14 .less 10 that should have been deducted.

Still 4 more than you. Nah nan nun nah na. Lol .

 

[Tonym]

What about the two wheelmarks the one end? That is another 20 points deduction. I told you the judges were blinkered or did you do as I said and disguise them with your gardening fork?

 

[Dealer]

Told em you had drove on me plot during a senior moment .

Lol

 

[Tonym]

I give up. Looks like I can't win anything.

 

[massey765]

off to scarcroft on sunday........ cant plough as i am convelessing after hernia opp

goin ta ave a walk round with that sh!t flinger chap ta see how that judgin jobbie is done

will report back after the event

 

[wuddy]

off to scarcroft on sunday........ cant plough as i am convelessing after hernia opp

goin ta ave a walk round with that sh!t flinger chap ta see how that judgin jobbie is done

will report back after the event

I would watch that sh1t flinger chap got some hellish idea about judging the ploughing an not the man on the seat I just don’t understand it at all! @Howard150

 

[massey765]

feel like i have put this thread in the wrong place........serious job this judging

anyway had a good day ....breakfast and a judges badge.....that @Howard150 knows what ta look for and explained it well

judges have my respect, traveling they do, to turn out in all weathers,getting the result right ..i wont be one that does any complaining whether i agree agree or not with the result

would loved to have dished a bit of sh1t out for @Howard150 ta spread, but only praise but only praise on this occasion

 

[wuddy]

would loved to have dished a bit of sh1t out for @Howard150 ta spread, but only praise but only praise on this occasion

Just make something up it’s as good as gospel if it’s said on here!

 

[Howard150]

feel like i have put this thread in the wrong place........serious job this judging

anyway had a good day ....breakfast and a judges badge.....that @Howard150 knows what ta look for and explained it well

judges have my respect, traveling they do, to turn out in all weathers,getting the result right ..i wont be one that does any complaining whether i agree agree or not with the result

would loved to have dished a bit of sh1t out for @Howard150 ta spread, but only praise but only praise on this occasion

Really glad you enjoyed your day - wet though it was. I enjoyed the company. Not sure as whether or not to bask in the praise or just go to bed now, sleep the sleep of the just, content in the knowledge that I have just been let off - but just this once!