Ploughing Banter - aka did the earth move for you ;)

[llamedos]

Just bin wunderin weer tha'd bin, conpicus bi thi absence, in point o' fact wether or not tha'd either come a cropper round yan o' yon bends or happen tummled into yan o' yon grit furr oiles!
Glad thas all hale n' hearty

Just been wondering where you had been, conspicuous by your absence, as a point, whether or not you had had an accident in your van on the bends, or tumbled into those big furrows, Glad you are well.

Still no news about the translation service

wist tha do thee owd lad.

 

[Howard150]

Just been wondering where you had been, conspicuous by your absence, as a point, whether or not you had had an accident in your van on the bends, or tumbled into those big furrows, Glad you are well.



wist tha do thee owd lad.

By gum owd lass - no dearth on oil i'thy lamp ister!
Best me be off'n tell yon at that theer Facebook weer t' stick yon translater. Dunt' work wi yan language ne'r mind a brace on em!

Capped. Enuf t' mek an appy man owd

PS int many on em can deal wi't silent aitch!

 

[arcobob]

Just been wondering where you had been, conspicuous by your absence, as a point, whether or not you had had an accident in your van on the bends, or tumbled into those big furrows, Glad you are well.



wist tha do thee owd lad.

That's bitter than narthen. Hev yer got a lotter bisheebarnabees yar way? Hully a lot in Nelson's county.

 

[llamedos]

Reet, nethen av nethert time nort mindin t'bi takin likt thowd uns afor mi did, al bi levvin thee two t chunter on.

 

[Howard150]

Reet, nethen av nethert time nort mindin t'bi takin likt thowd uns afor mi did, al bi levvin thee two t chunter on.

Ave less! ... owd lass just wen a thowt wid crackt it!

Ne'er mind... all i good part! Tha's lucky in bein wiyout timen't mind, eer's me wiyout timen't brass! Plenty o' muck wiyout a girt deal'o't munny!

 

[Howard150]

That's bitter than narthen. Hev yer got a lotter bisheebarnabees yar way? Hully a lot in Nelson's county.

Hully a lot?.... Hully a l o t?.... Kinell Bob talk proper - tha meeans shedloads!

 

[arcobob]

Hully a lot?.... Hully a l o t?.... Kinell Bob talk proper - tha meeans shedloads!

Krect.

 

[spindle]

Cheeky bugger. Tek mor'n that to get one o' them outa my hand! Ower many flats on it for a start so it's good to tell it wasn't an engineer designed it. That nice young lad from Anglo tractor parts is smarter n you fellows - he just got 107 of em out of my hand for a new radiator for my 35, and not a spanner within seein distance.

Bi-metallic as well but then again all that glitters is not gold. Must a' bin one o' them flash southerners had a hand in designing it. Bit like all those other 'noble' metal coins of the realm. Get any of them near your I pad case and you can't pick it up cos' they'r all stuck to it. They used to teach us at school that precious metals were not magnetic. Just shows how things change.

Not very original either - we were halfway there wi' thruppny bits when I were a lad, and probably worth less in real terms than a thruppny bit was aeons ago.

Bit similar to the new fiver compared with a pound note. Pound notes used to bigger than a fiver is now, then they made them smaller, then they got rid. When I were a lad you could go out with a quid in your pocket, have 4 pints, get 20 fags and still come home with change.

Different world we live in now. Armed with your new fiver at least you have a choice - especially for the smokers among us - now you can have either - either a pint or 20 fags but not both.

S' all right you southerners casting aspersions on our thrift, I could tell a tale or two about southerners, some o' them would ave t' milk outer yer tea

I have a good friend down here that would put any Yorkshire man to shame, tighter than a ticks arse stretched over a 45 gallon barrel ! You lads up north don't know the meaning of tight till you have met my mate Fagin, I think he caught it when he was up there on holiday must be in the water or summit

 

[Ray996]

Last of summer wine thread now is eet

 

[Howard150]

Last of summer wine thread now is eet

Near - minst you
Last o't summer wine!
When tha's I' York - do as't Tykes do'!

 

[Courier]

Only real problem with em is that they are worth nowt!

Five bob ( 5 shillings which are now replaced with 5p pieces) an hour was a fair wage when I was a young un - Nowadays £5 an hour is illegal [emoji33]

 

[Howard150]

This new thread. .....
Dose it mean p1ss takin is banned on other threads ?
Nothin remotely witty ?
Or are to keep dodging from one thread t tother to post anything numerous ?
Just a thought. ...don't want fall foul of sodemall

Eyup Massey..... ow ist?
Ah bin werritin on all neet abaht thee being maudlin ower this ere new thread. Think on - tint that bad swappin' threads ist, tint as though thy as to go next dooor for it at t'end o't day ist?
Ah bet tha nivver mithered ower goin all't way down't village for a kali dip time tha were a nipper - eh?
Any road. Just chekkin!

 

[Howard150]

Five bob ( 5 shillings which are now replaced with 5p pieces) an hour was a fair wage when I was a young un - Nowadays £5 an hour is illegal [emoji33]

Tha must av a canny few rings under thy bark then! Awder na Finn McCoul an ee reckons t' be tawdest chap int' hole wide world.

Still- tha must still be a good way offen' a telegram frev Owd Liz though

Five bob? Five bob? Tha sez. When ah wer' a lad ah used ter clip' yannocks i' June ivery year fer..... wait fer it....arf a crown apiece! Nahthen! that were some money then owd lad. Imagine eh, £4 15s 0d fer an ours worth o' work! Fot ty hole English pahnds fer a days graft - a longgun minst, but whe'nt weeks wage wer ony' £20 . Shek mi ead now though n' still paying fer it wi a bad back Minst you, reckonin' back, mild were ony £1 11s 1/2d a pint. Beer - by eck, Owd Josh Tetley and yon Sammy n' Jonny Smith as summat tiv answer fo'. Beer - ton'y thing as tha can get 3 harves on (usally thy ony gits a brace o' harves out on owt) Beer - ton'y thing as escaped them Eurobuggers an as allus bin selt i' pints - ask yon Forage fella - allus seems to be avin a yan! Cum ter think on't - Forage - funny name fer owt political like innit. Still minst you we ad' a Jack Straw once n' if t'owd grey matter's still tickin ower reet, ah mind yan goin' by't andle o' Tim Hay minst you - a good few o' mi muckers still reckons on allot' o' them political lot as tonnups anyroad!

Just in passin' we ony got yan Bob on ere n' EE's nivver shy abaht putting his ten pennerth in. Nivver a dull moment though!
Keep smilin n' dunt get all maudlin simlar t' yon pal o' mine Massey!

An if tha reckons predictiv txt's a bad thing - git thissen on ere n' try ritin' di'lect wi' it

 

[massey765]

I haven't try to reply to all that sh1t
Come to think about it I didn't ave time to read it

 

[Howard150]

I haven't try to reply to all that sh1t
Come to think about it I didn't ave time to read it

Away owd lad. Good Frider innit. Yance got a right threapin off mi Grandfather, God rest him, fer drillin't last o't spring barley on sum tonnup land we ad sheep folded. Disturbin't soil on a Good Frider, n' me thinking a we're doing famous like!

Used ter be Sunder hour's in't pubs n'all! Them Eurobuggers stopped all that blather din't ther!

 

[massey765]

Bleddy predictive text

 

[Howard150]

No prizes fer tellin us he ploughed this wi' a Dexter!

 

[Howard150]

That's bitter than narthen. Hev yer got a lotter bisheebarnabees yar way? Hully a lot in Nelson's county.

Red uns or yelleruns? (pair on em as't black spots on em!)

 

[arcobob]

Red uns or yelleruns? (pair on em as't black spots on em!)

Unny sin reduns soo far. Must ha bin hiden orl winter and just wook up.

 

[arcobob]

No prizes fer tellin us he ploughed this wi' a Dexter!
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Northen like the number of footprints as some I sin.