Project Xerion.

Shovelhands

Member
Location
Sunny Essex
Ooh I like the sound of those. Where can such astonishing items be purchased, Sir?
Unfortunately I enquired the other day, and they are totally out of stock, maybe get some for next year?

Ask at the same place you buy your magic wands and miracles, I’m sure they will have them for next season. The place you get your time machines from, you know, so you can ‘be there yesterday’, they can probably get them in for you too.
 

Andrew

Never Forgotten
Honorary Member
Location
Huntingdon, UK
Ooh I like the sound of those. Where can such astonishing items be purchased, Sir?
Unfortunately I enquired the other day, and they are totally out of stock, maybe get some for next year?

Ask at the same place you buy your magic wands and miracles, I’m sure they will have them for next season. The place you get your time machines from, you know, so you can ‘be there yesterday’, they can probably get them in for you too.

But you’ve all ready got them?? ?

Just vacuum the air out the tyres and reinflate with helium?......
 

Matt L

Member
Trade
Location
Suffolk
Speaking to a guy the other day, reckons the company he works for have Xerions, one with a 35 cubic meter tank on it, fully freighted it weighs 70 ton! I still don’t really believe him.....could it possibly weigh that much?
That will be with a trailer tanker using the 110mm swan neck ball coupling. Not surprised at 70t when full
 

Shovelhands

Member
Location
Sunny Essex
That will be with a trailer tanker using the 110mm swan neck ball coupling. Not surprised at 70t when full

Yes you could well be right, I didn’t quiz him on it, as I was too shocked by the weight of the thing! He did make it sound like it was all on the tractor, but it’s probably physically impossible? I think the machine he was talking about had been at the farm we were on at the time, but had been taken away as it had gone wrong.
 
Unfortunately I enquired the other day, and they are totally out of stock, maybe get some for next year?

Ask at the same place you buy your magic wands and miracles, I’m sure they will have them for next season. The place you get your time machines from, you know, so you can ‘be there yesterday’, they can probably get them in for you too.


I must get an account there.
 

Matt L

Member
Trade
Location
Suffolk
Yes you could well be right, I didn’t quiz him on it, as I was too shocked by the weight of the thing! He did make it sound like it was all on the tractor, but it’s probably physically impossible? I think the machine he was talking about had been at the farm we were on at the time, but had been taken away as it had gone wrong.

Something like this.
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