- Location
- Scottish Highlands
Knock up a business plan on your computer this morning. Photoshop some Stobart truck pictures into your plan. Cut and paste terms from local takeaway. Set up shell company for £10. State start up capital as, say, £121million finger in the air. Appoint you and your two collies as directors Email to Chris Grayling and your probably up and away.
Bugger - no collies here. Would a Beltex tup do instead? As he’s of Belgian descent, he might get some international respect.