Red Tractor - "The Great Grain Robbery Movie"

[Drillman]

So come on let’s have a bit of fun at red tractors expense.

we all know it’s a con and the management are a joke but if there was to be a movie who would play the lead and bit part characters? Any actor, personality or character either dead or alive can be included!

I will start with the No no no no yes chap from vicar of dibley to play Jim Mosley.

the inspector from on the buses to play blenky

Hannibal from the A team to play Grass and Grain.

 

[graham mc]

recently guy smith could be lord lucan??

 

[tullah]

recently guy smith could be lord lucan??

So you don't think he's going to show up?

 

[spin cycle]

tell you what would be fun and thats a 'downfall' skit.....'hitler learns farmers don't like red tractor'

 

[Grass And Grain]

It's like a war film, with the resistance working away secretly behind the scenes, trying to free the prisoners of war (the farmers).

 

[Drillman]

It's like a war film, with the resistance working away secretly behind the scenes, trying to free the prisoners of war (the farmers).

Well you know which scene I want

And will there be a scene where @Clive character attempts to jump his Landrover over a barbed wire fence

@Feldspar and @Humble Village Farmer building a glider in there attic

Undercover agent @spin cycle

and @warksfarmer all guns blazing blowing up boat loads of imported grain!

 

[spin cycle]

 

[Treg]

Surely it would be a film with a bunch of characters working together then a double cross at the end ?

 

[Drillman]

Actually be a lot simpler if red tractor employed an American or 2.

friendly fire may have its uses

 

[Yale]

Visit from the gestapo…

 

[zero]

Dr Evil and his henchmen would be good as the red tractor staff, all sat around a big table in their lair..
And the cast of Ghostbusters could send them back to whichever alternative reality they've come from...

 

[Clive]

Blenky

 

[Clive]

Not a lot of people know this but Red Tractor got all their ideas from a movie. The movie would be a remake

 

[Spencer]

I would have thought it would be more of a “disaster movie”

Cause let’s face it, it’s a disaster

 

[Bruce Almighty]

Not a lot of people know this but Red Tractor got all their ideas from a movie. The movie would be a remake

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Which would be the biggest non-conformance, a horses head in the bed or a mouse turd in a load of grain ?

 

[Tarw Coch]

Visit from the gestapo…

That’s precisely what a mate wrote on his calendar in the dairy for the day of his RT inspection.

 

[Drillman]

Visit from the gestapo…

That’s the production working title sorted

 

[Al R]

The Inglorious Ba5tards?

 

[Al R]

When RT, Animal Health and every other organisation turns up and sh!ts on your parade in the same day must be like Tora Tora Tora

 

[graham mc]

so what about the music any tunes that would be suitable for the soundtrack???????