The problem with his Liverpool shirts was that every time he got one the player whose name was on the back got transferred we lost Torres and Courtinho that way. I did ask him to get one with Mingnolet on the back but he wouldn't.
They’ll dry out when you send them up the chimney.A farm we rented had a badly designed irrigation pump station and when the river flooded it would fill the sump with mud that could only be cleared by mixing it up with water and pumping it out with a small mud pump . It wasn't a pleasant job so I'd be in the hole with the workers to make sure it got done and when I got fed up I'd send the kids down because that's what bad parents do.
Mrs Merton interviewing , Debbie Magee , talking about her husband Paul Daniels said or words to the effect " so what attracted you , to the multi millionaire Paul Daniels "Indeed, I do know of women who have set out with deliberate intent on bagging themselves a farmer and knowing where most young men keep their brains it’s probably not that difficult.
Footballers wives seem to attract a similar reputation.
But it would certainly be very wrong to tar all women with that brush indeed I’m sure they’re very much in the minority.