Staff Christmas Party

[Bald Rick]

i saw one of your employees social media. By god they mustn’t be able to move today

If it’s one if girls ..

I hope the calves are ok ahead of Monday ...

 

[Bald Rick]

We normally do something but everyone is pregnant this year ...

You too? Respect

 

[Spud]

We normally do something but everyone is pregnant this year which has worked out well. Contractor has booked a table at the rugby club but it’s my weekend to work so we shall see. Last years cost me £300 to feed and drink what felt like half the county. ( we take our the contractors too) Imo it goes a long way to a little bit of a Thankyou for all the help.

Hell fire, I had no change from double that for our little team last year! #topteam #worthit

 

[Johngee]

Ha ha ha, the husband and I treat ourselves to Christmas lunch in Carmarthen mart!

Better go quick then, before it closes!

 

[Headless chicken]

Hell fire, I had no change from double that for our little team last year! #topteam #worthit

Fortunately we have a local who’s till seems to not be able to add correctly

 

[Av Gorritt]

I used to go to the Perkins CME Christmas bash many years back . ( Company defunct now I think )
It was OK because the boss took his long time secretary out to a long lunch , whist we "workers" went to another separate one . Worked well that , because nobody was constrained by the boss's presence . Also got the opportunity to have a Christmas tamper with the secretaries , with no hard feelings the following day , and no come backs . They also had a "works dance " but that was fraught with many pitfalls -
I remember one such dance where one foreman didn't want to go , and gave his tickets to a relative - a certain recipe for disaster . This relative got absolutely plastered on the free booze , sick all over the dance floor , picked an argument with the boss , started a fight , with absolute mayhem , bursted noses, torn shirts , dress suits ruined , plod involved , and a court case afterwards. Certainly not to be recommended .

 

[Chae1]

Was at a bring a party to a party night once and the staff from the local feedmill started fighting with each other! ?

 

[s line]

I was given this on Friday. Would you rather have this than go to Christmas party. A box of beef.

 

[Razzmatazz]

Better go quick then, before it closes!

Is Carmarthen mart closing, had heard a rumour?

 

[Chae1]

I used to go to the Perkins CME Christmas bash many years back . ( Company defunct now I think )
It was OK because the boss took his long time secretary out to a long lunch , whist we "workers" went to another separate one . Worked well that , because nobody was constrained by the boss's presence . Also got the opportunity to have a Christmas tamper with the secretaries , with no hard feelings the following day , and no come backs . They also had a "works dance " but that was fraught with many pitfalls -
I remember one such dance where one foreman didn't want to go , and gave his tickets to a relative - a certain recipe for disaster . This relative got absolutely plastered on the free booze , sick all over the dance floor , picked an argument with the boss , started a fight , with absolute mayhem , bursted noses, torn shirts , dress suits ruined , plod involved , and a court case afterwards. Certainly not to be recommended .

What decade was this, you got to tamper with the secretaries, with no hard feelings on Monday!?

 

[farmerm]

We have an annual Christmas meal out with the whole team and spouses where practical. Its the only time we have all the partners and staff together as we are scattered across the country. Usually have some development meetings during the day so we can get all the work discussion out the way beforehand though this year it seems we are skipping the meetings and going on a brewery tour instead Guess work discussions will have to wait until the following morning...

 

[upnortheast]

14 of our team out to a local pub for a christmas feed last night. They seem to appreciate it

 

[Johnnyboxer]

What decade was this, you got to tamper with the secretaries, with no hard feelings on Monday!?

Must have been the 1980's [emoji43]

 

[Johnnyboxer]

We have an annual Christmas meal out with the whole team and spouses where practical. Its the only time we have all the partners and staff together as we are scattered across the country. Usually have some development meetings during the day so we can get all the work discussion out the way beforehand though this year it seems we are skipping the meetings and going on a brewery tour instead Guess work discussions will have to wait until the following morning...

We used to do that
Nobody fit for any sort of meeting the following morning

 

[Pennine Ploughing]

Nee works party this year due to the cost, I heard it going to be every other year in future, I have not been as not one for drinking much, but been told it's a good night out,

 

[holywell farmer]

Was at a bring a party to a party night once and the staff from the local feedmill started fighting with each other! ?

I don't go to drinks with building companies there are people who wouldn't want to drink with.

 

[icanshootwell]

Must have been the 1980's [emoji43]

 

[Av Gorritt]

Must have been the 1980's [emoji43]

No, even earlier ! 50,s would ya believe . Memories of a mis-spent youth .

 

[Vincent]

In a company I used to work for we called it the Christmas fight not party.

 

[Weasel]

In a company I used to work for we called it the Christmas fight not party.

What happened there?