Stop your hens laying big eggs!! 😂

[Steevo]

‘Size matters’: Could large eggs be killing hens? | ITV News

Animal welfare groups in East Anglia are urging people to stop buying large eggs as they say it can be painful, and sometimes fatal, for hens to lay them. | ITV News Anglia

www.itv.com

 

[wellingtonfarmer]

it is a serious problem with consumer predominately only buying large eggs, its puts a massive strain on the birds

 

[Netherfield]

It's not April first is it?

 

[Guleesh]

The bigger the egg, the higher the pain, and the extinction of the dinosaurs proves it.

 

[GeorgeK]

Ah so it must be OK if larger hens lay the larger eggs? But what if you need larger eggs first to hatch the larger hens out of?

 

[Exfarmer]

So perhaps all Ostriches should be euthanised, as it cant be fair letting them continue torturing themselves with all those vast eggs

 

[Guleesh]

Ah so it must be OK if larger hens lay the larger eggs? But what if you need larger eggs first to hatch the larger hens out of?

C sections

 

[Lincs Lass]

Are they layed by the Oooh Arh bird

 

[Hilly]

Send the big egg lovers to me I have geese in lay .

 

[Yale]

Sounds like Cadbury’s have a massive welfare issue.

Seen the size of some of them......

 

[Netherfield]

Poor lookout for the Khaki ducks then, compare their eggs to size of their frame.

 

[Dry Rot]

So the government is headed in the right direction by aiming for bigger Rseholes?

 

[farenheit]

You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And inside these big sheds are twenty-foot-high chickens, because of all the chemicals you've put in 'em, and these chickens are scared! They don't know why they're so big! They go "Oh, why am I so massive?" And they're looking down at all the other little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.

 

[Scouse eater]

You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And inside these big sheds are twenty-foot-high chickens, because of all the chemicals you've put in 'em, and these chickens are scared! They don't know why they're so big! They go "Oh, why am I so massive?" And they're looking down at all the other little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.

Laffed my head off! Hahaha!

 

[Peckerhead]

And it's not just the giving birth bit,those poor chooks are carrying those massive chicks around in the later stages of pregnancy,these welfare groups should really look into it!

 

[Vader]

Laugh, but Joe public read it and belive it.
Nfu should counter it... oh wait...

Nfu will say something to tell the public we will work with the hens to stop big eggs

 

[milkloss]

Perhaps they should give the chickens poppers? I think that would be the recreational drug of choice in that situation anyway.

 

[Y Fan Wen]

‘Size matters’: Could large eggs be killing hens? | ITV News

Animal welfare groups in East Anglia are urging people to stop buying large eggs as they say it can be painful, and sometimes fatal, for hens to lay them. | ITV News Anglia

www.itv.com

Shakes head in disbelief!

 

[TripleSix]

C sections

E sections surely?

 

[GeorgeC1]

Selective breeding leading to larger eggs.